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CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5525
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	9252
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3249
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2796
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	199	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	9499
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!