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CraftySurvival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crops Grown:	1043	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they won’t stop until they’ve taken over the entire server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got some survival tips for you. First off, always carry a stack of carrots with you to distract the killer bunnies. Second, build yourself a fortress made entirely out of cake – everyone knows killer bunnies hate cake. And finally, team up with other players to form a bunny-fighting squad and take down those fluffy menaces once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving against killer bunnies in a world where the only rule is to stay alive!

Martian Puddle Party

Ancient, Ancient water bodies, Astrobiology, Climate conditions, extraterrestrial life, Ice-Free, Ice-free environments, Lakes, liquid water, mars, Mars exploration, martian, Martian surface, Party, planetary science, ponds, Puddle, red planet, Ripple formation, Signatures, space exploration, surface, Water

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Farms Harvested:	322	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE-FREE ANCIENT PONDS AND LAKES LIKE MARS, BUT BETTER CUZ U CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN DEM!

WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!

COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!

Republic Miroreland Server Minecraft

action, Closed, DEMOCRATIC, freedom, Minecraft, Miroreland, Open, player, Project, Republic, Server, Speech, Starter Kit, State, virtual, Visit, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

The Republic of Miroreland is a virtual democratic republic in which each player of Minecraft will be able to find a place to his liking. There is freedom of speech within the rational, freedom of action and other subspecies of the player’s freedoms. So far, we are still a closed project, but soon, we will open to the world and will only delight you with every visit to our state!

mc.mirorland.fun

Altheria Worldbuilding

25565, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Discord, Economy, Factions, Geopolitics, Ip:, Launch, Nations, Play, PORT, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Survival, Towns, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations
Launch Date	Today
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Q: Can I create my own towns?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns on the server.

Q: Are there player-run economies?

A: Yes, players can build economies and trade with each other.

Q: Can I participate in wars and alliances?

A: Yes, players can engage in wars and form alliances with other nations.

Q: Is there support for Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, there is support for Bedrock edition with port 25565.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, confusion, contemplation, Curiosity, deep dive, deep thoughts, Enigma, Existential, inquiry, Introspective, Mysterious, MysticCraft, perplexing, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Realms, seeking answers, Thought-provoking, uncertainty, unknown, why

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Void Gems Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

You should totally join this Minecraft server, bro! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic place to play and have a blast with your friends. Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle and fight off zombies at the same time. It’s like living in a crazy fantasy land, but in block form. Plus, the admins are super cool and will hook you up with all the diamond armor you could ever want. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so addicting, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Towns Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303805

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	394
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3092
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!