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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4626 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8858 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!