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KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance

ADVANCE, Ceasefire, Claims, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, peace talks, Pokrovsk, political tension, Russian, Russian advance, slowing, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Votes:	2913
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battles of ukraine vs russia in a blocky world! build your own kursk incursion and slow down the russian advance towards pokrovsk just like zelensky! fight for glory, build massive fortresses, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with creepers! join now for a wild ride full of explosions, drama, and maybe even a few vodka shots along the way! let’s make minecraft great again, comrade!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5388	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3128
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	183
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Emeralds Found:	153

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7903
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5651
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4453	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮