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SlowBurn Gaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	729
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7206	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	6593

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Love Letters Sent:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	57
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6372	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	2905
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!