hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!
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PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate
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Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff
Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server
Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.
We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.
Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules. Are there any building restrictions? No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building. How can I join the community? You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.
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Housing Hustle: China Econ Slow
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the woes of china’s economy slowing down!!! forget about housing troubles and spend your days building epic structures and battling creepers!!! our server is the ultimate escape from real life problems, plus we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake!!! why suffer in the real world when you can join us and live your best blocky life?!? join now before the economy crashes and we all turn into zombies (not the fun minecraft kind)!!!
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TabletTots – Slow Response Zone
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!
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ParkourParkinsonsPreventer
join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.
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Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!
Minecraft Server Overview
About us We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. Features - Proximity voicechat, optional feature
- Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life
- Coreprotect for server protection
- Hard difficulty
- Democracy for decision-making
- Updates to new versions soon after release
- Friendly community
- Minigames and events
- Group projects
- No pay to win or voting for access
Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!
FAQ:
1. Can anyone join the server?
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
2. Is voicechat mandatory?
No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.
3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?
We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.
4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.
5. How are server decisions made?
All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.
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CreepyPlantShuffleMC
Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.
So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!
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Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Whitelisted, semi-vanilla Version Java 1.20.4 Plugins Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together Launch Date 23 March 2024 Features:
- NO teleportation, claims, McMMO, etc.
- Events and minigames
- Permanent Map with NO resets
- Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator
We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!
FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join the server? Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t What are the server’s rules? We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun! Are there any specific playstyles welcomed? We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything! What time are the server’s events? Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).