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  • DashCraft: Slow Decline

    DashCraft: Slow Decline
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

    imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

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  • PlateCrafters

    PlateCrafters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh fruit pie! Join us for a wild ride filled with grandpas, sensitive souls, and a whole lot of plate-putting-away drama.

    Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!

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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

    ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses
    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

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  • What is the IP for Nought Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Nought Minecraft Server?

    Nought is a talented musician and producer known for his innovative approach to blending various genres of music. With a knack for creating infectious beats and melodies, he has garnered a strong following among music fans around the world. His unique sound and captivating performances set him apart in the music industry, making him a rising star to watch.

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  • PhonelessPrincess

    PhonelessPrincess
    ðŸĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

    ðŸ“ą Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

    ðŸ’ļ Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

    ðŸĪŠ Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

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  • ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

    ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure
    hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! ðŸĶ„🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

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  • OzempicCraft: Slow Aging, Fast Mining!

    OzempicCraft: Slow Aging, Fast Mining!
    hey u, ya u, r u tired of getting older? well do i got the server for u! we got weight-loss drugs that not only help u lose weight but also slow down the aging process! yep, u heard me right. u can look younger while u play minecraft. our special drug, semaglutide, is in all our potions and it’s like a fountain of youth in a bottle. ppl on our server are living longer and dying at a lower rate from all causes. join now and never grow old again! oh and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking chickens? yep, it’s a wild ride on our server. so what r u waiting for? join now and start living your best, forever young life!

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  • Milei’s Minecraft Inflation Fun

    Milei’s Minecraft Inflation Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have less inflation than Argentina in 2022 under Milei!!! that’s right, our server is so lit that even the economy is stable!!! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing at those poor Argentinians dealing with crazy inflation rates. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with emeralds and diamonds because why not, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most stable and prosperous minecraft server ever!!!

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  • Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

    Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!



    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version1.20.6 and later
    FeaturesLand claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
    IPSlothSMP.Com

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?Version 1.20.6 and later
    What features does the server offer?Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
    Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles


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