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SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Votes:	3046	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	9041	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	8647	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	7070
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Towns Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!