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JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5702	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	5049
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6449
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	294
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	910

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	751
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ores Mined:	5870	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Faster minecarts

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.