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Crafty Chaos: Your Bar is a Disaster Edition

bad drinks, bar, burnt nachos, Chaos, cleanliness, Cockroaches, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, customer service, Disaster, Edition, efficiency, female customers, Food Safety, hygiene, job performance, job security, Management, Professionalism, Restaurant, slow service, SPEED, staff training

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4333
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!

On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!

No more burnt nachos or slow bartenders here – just epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave behind the drama of your bar job – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base ever!

CrazyCraftyGenius

ahead of their time, CrazyCraftyGenius, eccentric genius, misunderstood genius, misunderstood innovator, misunderstood visionary, nonconformist thinker, out-of-the-box ideas, outsider perspective, radical ideas, radical thinker, unconventional beliefs, unconventional genius, unconventional perspective, unconventional thinker, unconventional visionary., unconventional wisdom, visionary leader, visionary thinker

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6353
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Remember that one guy in your neighborhood who built a bunker because he was convinced aliens were coming? Well, turns out he was onto something! Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the invasion of the intergalactic beings by honing your survival skills in our post-apocalyptic world. Who’s laughing now, huh? Come join us and be part of the elite group of survivors who will outsmart those pesky aliens with their mad building and crafting skills. Trust us, you’ll thank that crazy guy later!

Farage’sReformMCServer

brexit, Claims, Democracy, Disinformation, electoral interference, Farage’s Reform, FaragesReformMCServer, foreign influence, foreign meddling, general election, gravely concerning, Manipulation, Nigel Farage, political campaigns, Politics, Propaganda, russian interference, spread, Support, UK elections, UK politics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5456	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want a server that’s so lit, it’s like playing in a world made of rainbow-colored cheeseburgers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a giant chicken. Plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you how to do backflips while fighting off creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft community on the planet! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, then maybe stay away.

BlockyBalticWarfare

Allies, Baltic countries, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BlockyBalticWarfare, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Estonia, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, national defense, nato, Russian threat, SECURITY, shields, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we shield ourselves from the russian threat just like estonia! we could totally hold out for a couple of weeks until the allies arrive, no big deal. build your own fortress, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle against the russian invaders (just kidding, it’s all in good fun). plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake – what more could you ask for?! join now and show those russians who’s boss!

PredaPets & PreyFeasts

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal companions, animal instincts, animal psychology, animal rights, animal training, animal welfare, CARNIVORES, domestication, ethical consumption, Food, friendship, Herbivores, human-animal bond, pet ownership, PredaPets, predatory animals, prey animals, PreyFeasts, sustainable living, wildlife management

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	1497	Dragon Eggs Found:	4220
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our server where we turn wolves into your bffs and chickens into your dinner! it’s a wild world out there but we make it even wilder. ever seen a cow ride a pig? well you will here! and don’t even get me started on the sheep that can do backflips. it’s a crazy place but we wouldn’t have it any other way. so grab your pickaxe and come on over, you won’t regret it!

TB PET Scan Server

3D image, diagnostic tool, disease detection, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, imaging technology, Infectious Disease, lung disease, medical advancements, medical imaging, Medical research, pet, positron emission tomography, radiation detection, radioactive compounds, Radiology, radiotracers, Scan, Scanners, Server, tb, Tuberculosis

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2452	Players Killed by Monsters:	6216
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use positron emission tomography to find hidden treasures and radiotracers to uncover secret dungeons! our scanners will help you navigate through the pixelated world and turn boring landscapes into 3D masterpieces! join now for a radioactive adventure like no other!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, creativity, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2171
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Zombie Dances:	5

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1geh.vanillaboxmc.ru

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing modded is our hygiene. No resets, just stink.

Balanced, Claims, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, Human, hygiene, killing, Modded, Nomad, Optimisers, origin change, Performance, redditors, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Server invite, Smelly, smp, stealing, stink, trader.., Unique, Vanilla, well designed

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5827	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
1.20.1 and updating server
Fair moderation
No resets
Inclusive of all playstyles
Great performance with vanilla+ modpack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any rules regarding griefing and stealing?	There are safezones near spawn where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed. Outside of safezones, these actions are permitted.
How does the Origins mod work on the server?	The server has custom origins available alongside the base origins. Players can suggest custom origins for review.
Where can I get more information about the server and join?	You can join the server’s Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

CornCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

batter, Carnival, CornCraft, corndog, corndog batter, corndog recipe, corndog toppings, corndog variations, Deep Fried, DELICIOUS, fair, Food, Fried, handheld, hot dog, indulgence, ketchup, Minecraft, Mustard, SAUSAGE, Server, snack, street food, Treat, Ultimate

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	293541	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	5824
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ores Mined:	767	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical corndog that granted them unlimited building powers. They built a castle made entirely out of corndogs and ruled over the land with a corndog scepter. Legends say that if you join our server, you too may find the mystical corndog and become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, art, Chinese, Craft, Craftsmanship, creativity, culture, design, embroidery, fashion, Handmade, hobby, love, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, Passion, Server, Sewing, Thread, ThreadCraft, Traditional, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our server, where Chinese women love thread…literally! Our server is filled with amazing builds made entirely out of thread, because who needs blocks when you have thread, right? Join us and witness the beauty of a thread-based world like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja sheep who have mastered the art of thread weaving. Rumor has it that they can create entire cities out of thread in a matter of minutes. Will you be able to find their hidden lair and learn their ancient thread techniques?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. It is said to be a giant ball of golden thread that grants the one who finds it unlimited creative power. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure and become the thread master of our server?

So come join us on our server, where Chinese women love thread and the possibilities are endless. Who knew that thread could be so epic in the world of Minecraft?

StepsonOutingsMC

blending families, Bonding, Communication, concerts, family, films, Friends, Jealousy, love, Music, outings, parenting, reconciliation, rejection, relationships, Son, stepson, StepsonOutingsMC, TICKETS, Understanding, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	760	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	5603

Are you tired of family drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family bonding experience! Just like how this dad and son resolved their issues, you can also mend relationships with your loved ones through the power of gaming.

Imagine a world where you and your family can team up, build epic structures, and conquer challenges together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to bring you closer?

Join now and witness heartwarming moments like when Mark and Luke realized they actually wanted to be best buds but were too shy to admit it. We promise you’ll have a blast and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we have virtual popcorn for movie nights and front row seats to in-game concerts!

Don’t miss out on the chance to strengthen your family bonds in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Join our server today and let the healing begin!