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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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EntitledCraft

chanel, Communication, Conflict, entitled, EntitledCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, financial management, Generosity, Gifts, hermes, instagram, lancome, louis vuitton, Luxury gifts, medical residents, MONEY, relationships, Sweden, Tiffany, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between entitled luxury lovers and frugal gift-givers!
Are you tired of your significant other demanding expensive gifts like a Louis Vuitton bag for passing an exam? Well, on our server, you can escape that madness and focus on building the ultimate diamond castle instead!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your partner and declaring that you won’t be a slave to their luxury demands. Show them who’s boss by crafting the most epic survival base and proving that true love is more valuable than any designer handbag.

So, if you’re ready to mine, craft, and conquer your relationship woes, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who shares your belief that gifts should be heartfelt, not just flashy. Let the Minecraft adventures begin!

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AnnoyingCoWorkerProbs – Minecraft SMP

annoying co-worker, AnnoyingCoWorkerProbs, Assertiveness, communication skills, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, dealing with annoying co-workers, handling difficult people, interpersonal skills., managing difficult personalities, Minecraft, office dynamics, office politics, problem solving, professional relationships, smp, team collaboration, toxic work environment, workplace behavior, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace harmony, workplace stress

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic ways to deal with annoying co-workers! Like, one time, this dude kept stealing my diamonds so I built a giant lava pit under his house and he fell in and lost all his stuff LOL. And another time, this girl kept griefing my builds so I pranked her by filling her house with chickens and she couldn’t get them out hahaha. It’s like a war zone on this server but in a funny way, you gotta come join us and show off your trolling skills! Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night, it’s lit fam. So come on over and let’s have a blast together, you won’t regret it!

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Blocktopia: Unanswered Mysteries

blocktopia, chance, Curiosity, deep dive, discovery, Enigma, Exploration, INFORMATION, investigation, knowledge, Mysteries, perplexing, pondering, quest for knowledge, Riddle, seeking answers, seeking truth, Unanswered, unanswered questions, unknown, unresolved, Wonder

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s biggest mysteries? Look no further, because our server has all the answers you never knew you needed!
Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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SunfishCheerUp Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal welfare, AQUARIUM, aquarium exhibit, aquatic animals, cardboard cutouts, creativity, Entertainment, environmental enrichment, Fish, Happiness, Japan, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine habitat, marine life, Minecraft, Server, Sunfish, SunfishCheerUp, Underwater, zoology

join our epic minecraft server where we have a WHOLE section dedicated to sunfish with cardboard cutouts!!! yes, you heard that right, we are the ONLY server in the world that cheers up sunfish with cardboard cutouts in a virtual aquarium. come witness the joy on their faces as they swim around with their new cardboard friends. it’s a sight you won’t want to miss, trust us. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. you never know what you’ll find down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge

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so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.
join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club

adolescent behavior, aggression, antisocial, antisocial behavior, behavioral patterns, BlockyBoys, child development, childhood exposure, club, family factors, long-term effects, Media consumption, Media influence, mid-teens, preschool years, psychological effects, research study, screen time, Social Impact, societal implications, Violent behavior, violent media, violent screen content

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.
like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.

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Pumpkraft Modded MC

Atm9, Claimprotection, Community, Forge, Homes, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, Network, Playtimeranks, Positive, Productive, Pumpkraft, PvE, PvP, Rtp, smp, staffonline, ToTheSkies, Tpa
Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Modpack Server IP

PumpKraft Medieval MC Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

PumpKraft ATM 9 To The Sky All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 tts9.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

You can directly join the server using the provided server IP or join our Discord for more information.

Q: What extra features does the server offer?
- Toggleable PvP status
- Claim protection
- Homes/rtp/tpa system
- Playtime ranks
- Staff online 24/7
Q: What is the modpack version for each server?

The PumpKraft Medieval MC server runs on Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30, while the PumpKraft ATM 9 To The Sky server runs on All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3.

Q: Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome.

For more information and to join our Discord, visit https://discord.gg/pumpkraft
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Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, adult entertainment, cam girls, content creators, digital economy, digital sex work, e-whores, erotic content, fansly, internet culture, Kingdoms, online exploitation, online personas, Online platforms, online sex work, onlyfans, PIXEL, sex work industry, Sexualization, streaming, webcam models, Whore-Tubers

Yo, bro, like, forget about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding like Fefe’s moans, making you shoot ropes of excitement! And guess what? Our E-Whores are actually just villagers trading emeralds for diamonds! It’s a whole new level of online whoring, man. So come on, join us and experience the epidemic of fun and chaos like never before!

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ExSisterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Boss, co-workers, Communication, Confrontation, dead ex’s sister, emotional turmoil, end-of-life decisions, exclusion, ExSisterDrama, family, Friends, hero worship, Hiding, Hope, liver cirrhosis, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Support, vacation

🤣🌟 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to witness the craziest love triangle you’ve ever seen – AITA BF’s dead sis in law is back and causing chaos in the virtual world!
👻👫 Picture this: your boyfriend’s ex-wife is on her deathbed, but wait, there’s a twist! Her sister, who used to live with them, is back from the dead and causing all sorts of trouble. Will she steal your man? Will she bring her sister back to life? Only on our server will you find out!

🚗💨 Drive your virtual car for hours just like in the real world, as you navigate through the emotional turmoil of love, loss, and awkward lunch dates with the undead. Will you be excluded from the sister-in-law’s resurrection party, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

💍💔 Don’t miss out on the chance to meet all of your boyfriend’s family, friends, and co-workers, including his boss who is dying to meet you (pun intended). Will you be the one to finally uncover the truth behind this twisted love triangle, or will you be left driving in circles for eternity?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of AITA BF’s dead sis in law is back – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a ghostly love affair! 🤪🎮

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CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

aita, androgynous, Boyfriend, confrontational, cousin, CousinCraft, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, ENTITLEMENT, Fabulous, family, fat, Fortresses, Interrogating, masculine, negging, Obnoxious, relationship, Sexuality, Traditional, Truths, Ugly, WOMAN

Are you tired of dealing with traditional, obnoxious family members who just can’t handle your fabulous, androgynous model boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your boyfriend’s long hair and painted nails are celebrated, not ridiculed. Plus, you can unleash your inner sass and shut down any haters with epic comebacks like a pro.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, there’s no room for negativity or judgment. Build your dream world with your fabulous boyfriend by your side, and show those haters that love and acceptance always win. Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft!

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Server Name	Modpack	Server IP
PumpKraft Medieval MC	Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
PumpKraft ATM 9 To The Sky	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What extra features does the server offer?

Q: What is the modpack version for each server?

Q: Is the server community-friendly?