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PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7215
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	1799
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!