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Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2580
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	525
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6215	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!