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Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Animals Bred:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	206	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, collide, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McBlockface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Schedule, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Twitter, Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website, Phase ConnectJP, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

biden, Conflict, consequences, CREEPERS, Days, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Good, Government, international relations, iran, leadership, Military, ObamaCraft, Peace, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, united states, War, ww3

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	9527
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1669
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9662	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2997

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mines Excavated:	2209
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	958
Runes Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	379
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	5124	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	706764	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!