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PixelPersona4 Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced games like Persona 4? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all that snooze-fest behind. We promise non-stop action from the moment you spawn in. Black Yosuke? Pfft, we’ve got rainbow Yosuke riding a unicorn! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles with giant chickens and exploding pigs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity. Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	7745

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7574
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	6553	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ores Mined:	795	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	285944

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9017	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	178	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!