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PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

alzheimer’s, amyloid plaques, Brain, clinical trials, Delivery, dementia services, Disease Progression, Existing, Major, Minecraft, monoclonal antibodies, new therapies, PlaqueBusters, plaques, Progression, recent, REMOVE, research, restructuring, Server, slow down, treatments, uk, Ultimate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, DisgustCraft, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, financial pressure, intervention, introverted, Jealousy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, Server, sibling rivalry, strict diet, Support, toxic relationship, understanding relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where players can argue over imaginary trips to Greece and monitor each other’s virtual diets. Our players are so dedicated to their relationships that they’ll block you in-game and cut off all contact just like a real emotional abuser. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand? Come join us and see if you’re the real AITA in this virtual world!

MommyMayhemCraft

absent mother, Agreement, baby shower, bbq, brats, brunch, celebration, Childhood, emotional labor, family dynamics, Father’s Day, Gifts, grand gestures, Gratitude, MommyMayhemCraft, mother’s day, parenting, Resentment, spoiled, ungrateful, upbringing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6252	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of emotionally absent parents in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only emotional labor you’ll have to worry about is deciding which block to place next! Our server is filled with supportive players who will never let you down like your mom did.

Join us for Father’s Day celebrations that will make your dad feel like a king, with grand gestures and BBQs that will make up for all those years of neglect. And don’t worry, Mother’s Day is lowkey here – because who needs a mom who skips baby showers anyway?

So come on over and build your own family in our Minecraft world, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last diamond. See you there!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

best, characteristics, Cohabitation, Communication, compatibility, Countries, culture, habits, ideal, International, Lifestyle, living situation, living together, Minecraft, people, Personality, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, RoomieCraft, roommate, Server, sharing space

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a roommate? Well, look no further because on our server, countries are your roommates! Imagine having Australia as your roommate – always throwing shrimp on the barbie and wrestling crocodiles in the living room. Or how about Japan, constantly organizing your stuff with precision and serving you sushi for breakfast.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the United States as a roommate. That’s right, the US is always throwing wild parties, bringing home bald eagles as pets, and trying to build a wall around your bed for privacy. It’s a non-stop adventure living with these crazy countries as your roommates!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up with a country as your BFF!

DrunkCraft: The Ultimate Fail Server

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced actions, bad decisions, drunk mistakes, drunk shenanigans, DrunkCraft, drunken mishaps, embarrassing drunk moments, embarrassing drunk stories, embarrassing moments, Fail, intoxicated behavior, intoxicated blunders, intoxicated regrets, regretful behavior, regrets, regrettable drunken behavior, remorse, Server, shame, Ultimate, worst thing done drunk

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5102
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2899
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	9587

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing drunk here is our creativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and questionable decision-making fueled by imaginary Minecraft cocktails.

Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.

But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

DunnCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, cover up, death, diplomatic immunity, DunnCraft, extradition, family, Government, grieving family, Harry Dunn, inquest, international relations, investigation, Justice, legal battle, Minecraft, obstruction, road safety, Server, traffic accident, Tragedy, uk news, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	101
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane structures like giant toilets and flying llamas. we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and golden apples. the admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went to the moon. join now and be part of our wacky adventures!

CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries

armenia, arms sales, arms trade, CraftyCommies, defense industry, defense procurement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, French, FrenchFries, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military conflict, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, political backlash, Political Criticism, regional stability, russia, strategic alliances

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!

AquaCooledCraft

adaptation, ancient civilizations, ancient technology, AquaCooledCraft, climate control, cooling mechanisms, cooling systems, environmental factors, Evolution, History, Human Behavior, human biology, human evolution, humans, innovation, natural selection, physiological changes, Survival, Technology, thermal regulation, Watercooled

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Farms Harvested:	379	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.

we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!

DinoBladeCraft

Ancient, bladelike horns, cretaceous period, DinoBladeCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, EYES, fossil, herbivore, horned dinosaur, horned reptile, horned skull, Lokiceratops, newly discovered, paleontologist, Paleontology, prehistoric, species

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	1314
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on lokiceratops with bladelike horns between its eyes!! it’s like jurassic park meets minecraft, but with more explosions and bacon rain!! build your own dino army and conquer the land, or just chill with your dino pals in the hot tub. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the dino-mania begin! 🦖🔥🥓 #lokiceratopsforlife

The Cube | CUBEDAO

assets, Awesome, balancedeconomy, bedrock, Bedrockcompatible, best, Bestserver, building, Coming Soon, Community, Crypto, Cube, Cubedao, Custom world, Discord, Economy, Fly, gamemode, Geyser, in-game economy, java, Jobs, KitPvP, last man standing, new, Newserver, nft, P2E, player-driven economy, Playerdriven, Playershop, PlayToEarn, Points, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Real-world rewards, rewards system, Riches, Semivanilla, Shops, smp, Solo, Survival, TEAM, Thecube, Towny, Trading, Valuables

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Bedrock: bedrock.cubedao.net 19132

Java: play.cubedao.net 25565

* Survival – Rule the player-driven economy and become the richest! 1.8 – 1.21* KitPvP – Fight with other players and become the last man standing! 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21

Welcome to The Cube. operated by the Cube DAO. The Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting rewards system that allows you to earn real assets while playing Minecraft.

The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom world. Our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

With our unique rewards system, you’ll earn points for playing on our server, these points can be exchanged for real world valuables. You can use points to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or exchange them for valuable real world assets.The more time you spend playing, the more you can earn.

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Incel’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Behavior, BLOCK, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, incel, Incels, Insecurities, internet culture, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, Party, rejection, self esteem, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, triggers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	168
Ores Mined:	1094	Towns Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to unleash your inner Chad and dominate the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate incel trigger!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a fortress so epic, it’ll make all the other players jealous. But be warned, the incels on this server are not to be underestimated. They will stop at nothing to try and bring you down, but with your skills and determination, you will rise above and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the darkness and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the incel’s wrath?

So come on, join our server and let the games begin. Just remember, only the strongest survive in this incel-infested world. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!