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CraftyEuroAidMasters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual lithuanian empire and lambast all the europeans for their slow delivery of aid to ukraine!!! we have insane battles where u can show off ur epic building skills and conquer all the lands with ur mighty army of sheep!!! plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystery for u to explore!!! so come join us now and let the chaos begin!!!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7484	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1792
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	5013
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Star Shards Collected:	146
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

Battle tactics, Communication, email, email communication, email strategy, email tactics, email warfare, enemy fleet, enemy ship, enemy vessel, military communication, Military operations, Minecraft, naval battle, naval combat, naval operations, naval strategy, naval tactics, naval warfare, send email, Server, sink ship, Sinking, warfare strategy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4478	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4009	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Carmillanon’s NTR captions, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, DarkNation’s NTR captions, general, horny cumdumpsters, impregnate, INFERIOR, Loyal, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, Netorare General, NTR, Satisfied, smp, sneed, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, Tempted to Cheat, waifu for bulls, waifus, Wombs of the Gods archive, Working Hard for the Money edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	4674
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.

Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.

But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5491

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the jungle! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden llama of doom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in dance-offs to win rare in-game prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a rap battle in the town square.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be hanging out with us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Why do wrestling fans gaslight themselves into thinking women’s… Minecraft SMP

double standards, equality, Fans, Female Athletes, female empowerment, Female Wrestlers, GASLIGHT, Gaslighting, gender bias, media representation, Minecraft, smp, Sports Entertainment, Stereotypes, thinking, women in entertainment, Women in sports, Women’s Wrestling, Womens, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling culture, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling promotions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of watching wrestling matches that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for epic battles that will make you question why you ever wasted your time watching women’s wrestling.

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, including a talking chicken who thinks he’s the king of the server and a group of llamas who have formed their own wrestling faction.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to intense matches, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs women’s wrestling when you have us?