Slow Death Minecraft Servers

Slow Death

  • ToxicTrendzMC

    ToxicTrendzMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the slow death of society by diving headfirst into a world where the only thing killing you is a creeper explosion! Our server is like a magical sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without worrying about the impending doom of society. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep drop real-life money when you shear them. So come join us and say goodbye to the real world, where the only thing slowly killing you is the lack of diamonds in your inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternal Void Minecraft 1.20.2

    Eternal Void Minecraft 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

    Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    You’ll be mining for days, finding treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos.

    And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like party animals on steroids, ready to dance with you all night long.

    Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

    But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

    Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

    PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterlySquabble Minecraft Server

    SisterlySquabble Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner chaos!

    Join us and become the most cancelled VTuber in the virtual world! Forget about Enna Alouette, because she’s old news. We’re all about pushing the boundaries and causing a stir.

    Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From spreading PL under the Hex brand to stirring up drama like never before, you’ll never have a dull moment with us.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show the world what true chaos looks like in Minecraft! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP

    FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.

    4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StripClubBudget100

    StripClubBudget100

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

    Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

    Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!

    FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being undecided like a chicken trying to cross the road? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?

    And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlQaedaSlayerCraft

    AlQaedaSlayerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and become a master of destruction like the US military! we killed the leader of Al Qaeda-Aligned group in syria in minecraft and now we’re looking for players who can bring that same level of chaos to our server.

    build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.

    join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! who needs real-life warfare when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come join us and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ravencraft: Where adults play Minecraft and somehow still get lost

    Ravencraft: Where adults play Minecraft and somehow still get lost

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Ravencraft
    Server Type Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
    Community Adult players who enjoy building, exploring, and creating together
    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
    Gallery https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

    About Us

      • New map for 1.21
      • Periodic world border expansions
      • Hard difficulty with community beds
      • Updated Overworld road network and Nether tunnel system
      • Donor support for high-end hardware
      • Dynmap and Discord integration
      • LGBTQI+ friendly community

    Player Criteria

      • Age 18 and over
      • No hacks or cheats allowed
      • Respectful behavior towards other players
      • Enjoy chatting and playing in a friendly environment

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.

    Q: Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?

    A: No, hacking or cheating mods are not allowed on the server.

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: Simply hop on the server, check out the community, and then fill out a quick application to join.

    Q: Are there regular community events or competitions?

    A: Yes, we have regular events and competitions for players to participate in.

    Q: Is the server active with a lot of players online?

    A: Yes, we have an active player base and are always looking for new members to join the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP