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LoveCraft SMP

candlelit dinners, Chivalry, classic romance, courtship, gentlemanly behavior, handwritten notes, love letters, love songs, lovecraft, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school charm, respectful dating, romance, romantic gestures, serenades, slow dating, smp, sweet gestures, Traditional dating, traditional values, vintage romance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Blocky Vigilante Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, conspiracy theories, Democracy, election, extremism, fear-mongering, MAGA, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, political polarization, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, social media, trump, united states, Video, Vigilante, vigilantism, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

arkham, bat signal, Batman, blackgate, brilliant.., brothers, Clayface, dancing, Dead, Downfall, ENEMY, Finale, Friend, Idol, Loss, luxurious penthouse, Minecraft, Mother, Penguin, Riches, smp, Sophia, strangled, Stroke, The Penguin, Tragedy, vegetative state, Victory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	124
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Villages Defended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crops Grown:	5269
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!