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NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the treasures within.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	89
New Chunks Explored:	645863	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6912	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	757
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Votes:	3718
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!