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MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	433851
Animals Bred:	106	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP

Blood, Creature, creepy, dark fantasy, desire, eerie, face, fantasy creature, Forbidden, Gothic, Horror, immortal, Lust, Macabre, Minecraft, Monster, seduction, semen vampire, SemenVampireGamer, smp, Supernatural, temptation, Vampire

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!

NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL

24 hour care, aita, care, crisis list, Decline, dementia, ENTITLEMENT, family home, financial care, heartbroken, household expenses, Inheritance, mom, move back in, NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL, nursing home, Poa, Siblings, sister, strained relationship, supervise visits, toxic household

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	78	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!

Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?

But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?

Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

UntrustworthySteve

can’t trust, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceptive, dishonest, disloyal, double-crossing, duplicitous, fraudulent, Shady, shady behavior, Sketchy, suspicious, Treacherous, two-faced, unfaithful, unreliable, unscrupulous, untrustworthy, UntrustworthySteve, untruthful

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Towns Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	7

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, cyber espionage, diplomatic relations, Edition, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, foreign spies, Gardaí, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence services, international relations, ireland, national security, political tensions, russia, security threats, SpyCraftRus, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4650	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mines Excavated:	2486	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

alive, Brilliance, died, forgotten genius, Hidden Gem, History, intellectual, intelligence, Legacy, ObscureCraft, obscurity, Overlooked, profound thinker, Smartest, smartest person, unappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered talent, unknown, UNNOTICED, Unrecognized, unsung genius, unsung hero

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

achievement, Active players, bedrock, Boredom, Competitions, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Economy, Escape, Events, HACKING, Join, Network, nitrogen, Ranking, Rewards, rule, Server, Shops, smp, Updates

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Votes:	6281	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating criteria, dating preferences, dating standards, dating struggles, finding love, long term relationship, Minecraft, partner search, relationship goals, relationships, Server, traditional values, virgin girl, VirginGirlFinder, VIRGINITY, virginity status

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	216
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	843
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

ai, Artificial Intelligence, AUTHORITY, Autonomy, Boss, cameras, control, data collection, Ethics, Humanity, Minecraft, Monitoring, Observation, power, privacy, smp, society, speculation, Surveillance, Technology, Whos, wondering

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	777765
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

assets, Communication, company shares, dad, Dads, DEBT, elective share, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Inheritance, investment portfolio, joint checking account, legal entitlement, Loot, Minecraft, Probate, relationship, Remarried, Server, shares, stepmom, vacation, Will

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4129	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!