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Hytitude Network

activities, chapter, Community, competitive, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Hytitude Network, immersive experience, Ip:, LifeSteal, Lore, Minecraft, og, PvP, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slow cannon speeds, slow economy, slow maps, Story, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.– Discord: discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5– IP: play.hytitude.fun

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Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	8542	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	968289	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Votes:	9798	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	20206	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1352

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.