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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

Board Games, care, casual games, city builders, Dice Games, dress up games, fighting games, first person shooters, fitness games, games, horror games, investing games, JRPGs, JRPS, meme games, Minecraft, MOBAS, party games, person, plateformers, Puzzle Games, racing games, sandbox games, shooters, smp, strategy, strategy games, Survival Games, third-person shooters, WRPGs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	140
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

/The Bag/ – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6614

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Votes:	9873
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Animals Bred:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

hitpe.ru:19132

Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9871	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Do you enjoy mining for diamonds while dodging creepers and building epic structures? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!