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SnapCraft Minecraft Server

business partner, Communication, crossed a line, fixing mistakes, Friend, Frustration, goals, judgment, lack of acknowledgment, Minecraft, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, nagging, order around, Partnership, patience, Rude, Server, Slow, Snapcraft, working together

Are you tired of dealing with clueless business partners who can’t keep up with your genius ideas? Join our Minecraft server where teamwork is optional and chaos is encouraged!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without someone nagging you to withdraw virtual money for supplies. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, without someone slowing you down with their incompetence.

No more eye-rolling moments when your partner messes up and expects you to clean up their mess. Here, you can unleash your creativity without someone constantly trying to work around you.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of dealing with clueless business partners. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where your genius is appreciated, not ignored. Let’s see if your partner can keep up with your brilliance in this Minecraft adventure!

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CraftyImpatience

#impatience, aita, annoyance, ANNOYING, Assignment, Communication, CraftyImpatience, dumb, English class, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, Help, learning, patience, questions, Slow, stupid, trying, Understanding, video instructions

Are you tired of dealing with slow and dumb people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is as smart as a genius dolphin! No more frustrating conversations with people who just don’t get it. On our server, the only dumb questions are the ones we make up for fun!
Join us and leave the annoying slowpokes behind. Watch our video tutorials and complete assignments without having to explain every little detail to someone who just doesn’t get it. Our community is full of quick learners who will have you laughing instead of pulling your hair out.

Say goodbye to the frustration and hello to a world where everyone is on the same page. Don’t let dumb questions ruin your day, join our server and experience the joy of playing with intelligent and fun-loving players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

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PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

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Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

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Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

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Slow Star Spinners

astronomers, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic phenomena, discovery, neutron decay, neutron radiation, neutron star, neutron star rotation, PULSAR, rule breaking, scientific research, six-hour, Slow, slow spin, Space, spinners, star, stellar objects, Universe

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like this neutron star that’s all rule-breaking and stuff. it spins so slow, like, six whole hours for one spin. it’s like, defying all the laws of physics and stuff. so, if you wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join our server. who knows what other crazy things you’ll find in this minecraft universe. come on, let’s break some rules together!

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Slow Spin Radio Fun

anomaly, astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, data analysis, DISCOVER, discovery, Exist, Fun, Mystery, observations, Phenomenon, Puzzling Discovery, Radio, radio astronomy, Radio Source, research, Science, Scientific community, Slow, Slow-Spinning, Space, SPIN, Universe

hey u, yes u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a slow-spinnin radio source dat shouldn’t even exist in dis universe, but hey, it does!
im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.

u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.

so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!

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Slow Rotation Oxygen Server

Algae Proliferation, ancient organisms, atmospheric conditions, biological processes, Blue-Green Algae, Cyanobacteria, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s Days, earth’s history, Earth’s Rotation, environmental factors, evolutionary biology, geological changes, Metabolic By-Product, oxygen, oxygen levels, oxygen production, photosynthesis, Rotation, Server, Slow, slowing down

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ EARTH BE SLOWIN’ DOWN AND GIVIN’ US OXYGEN! WE GOT BLUE-GREEN ALGAE MAKIN’ OXYGEN LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE THEY DID 2.4 BILLION YEARS AGO! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BREATHE IN THAT SWEET, SWEET OXYGEN WHILE BUILDIN’ EPIC CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU GOT OUR SERVER?! #OXYGENFORDAYS #ALGAELIFE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.
imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

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PlateCrafters

abusive home, aita, berries, boyfriend’s dad, cabinet, clean, creampie, Fast, FREEZER, FRUITS, garage fridge, GRANDPA, Hurry, kitchen, KIWIS, mango, Plate, PlateCrafters, Sensitive, Slow, Stefan, Strawberries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh fruit pie! Join us for a wild ride filled with grandpas, sensitive souls, and a whole lot of plate-putting-away drama.
Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/EP, ½Off Host Mats, ½Off Sidestory Shop, Alchemist’s Desire, animated pv, CEQ, Collab Draw, Collab Event Campaign, Collab Missions, Crew Buff Extend, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Diablo (Dark), Extra Drops Campaign, FAQ, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Journey Drop buff, Mega Pastebin, Minecraft, pixelcraft, Previous thread, Replicard Defender, ROADMAP, Sephira Doubled, Server, Shion (Dark), story event, that time i got reincarnated as a slime, unite & fight, Water Favored, wiki advanced grids

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is collabing with the dark forces of Shion and Diablo for some epic draw drops! And don’t miss out on our Extra Drops Campaign – because who doesn’t love getting more loot for doing basically nothing?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Collab Event Campaign with insane missions that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got daily single draws, CEQ, RP/XP boosts, and so much more that you’ll feel like you’ve hit the jackpot just by logging in.

And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos, don’t fret – we’ve got QoL updates like being able to copy Raid/Co-op IDs and filter by Collab Weapons/Summons. It’s like we read your mind and knew exactly what you needed to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself reincarnated as a slime in the process!

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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

ANNIHILATE, Apocalypse, Bengals, Cincinnati, city, Destruction, devastation, dey, Disaster, Earth, Fan, football, Minecraft, NFL, nuked, obliteration, shithole, shithole city, smp, sports, urban decay, who dey

Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore?

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Crafty Bros Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, Admiration, bros, brotherhood, brotherly love, celebration, Crafty, encouragement, family pride, Family Support, he made it, Minecraft, Proud, proud brother, proud moment, proud sibling, reaching goals, Server, sibling bond, sibling success, success, Support

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making!

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Blocky Basic Attention SMP Token

Altcoin, Attention, Basic, Basic Attention Token, Bat, Blockchain, blocky, Brave browser, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, ethereum, financial technology, hodl, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, price prediction, smp, speculative investment, TOKEN, Trading, virtual currency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bat-tastic place to be!
Join us and become a part of the BAT army – that’s right, we’re all about bats here! We have bat-themed builds, bat races, and even a bat king who rules over us all (don’t worry, he’s a friendly bat).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only in bat noises, a giant bat-shaped rollercoaster that will make you scream with delight, and a bat-themed treasure hunt where the prize is… you guessed it, more bats!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bat madness begin!

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Avalon Cobblemon

Economy, Pixelmon, Pokemon Economy Breeding GTS WonderTrade Pokedex Custom Tools Armor Daily Rewards Ranks Spawn Legendary Pokemon Hunt System Tournaments Skins Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon Zygarde Kyurem Not Pay to Win, Survival

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Blue Page 78’s Killer Minecraft Server

78s, action, Adventure, Blue, Chapter 78, FANTASY, Japanese comics, japanese manga, Kill Blue, Killer, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Manga Viewer, Minecraft, online manga, page, Page 78, reading, Selling Our Souls, serialized manga, Server, SHONEN, shueisha, soul-selling

Are you tired of Minecraft servers trying to steal your soul? Well, fear not because on our server, we are definitely not selling our souls here! Instead, we offer a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But beware, there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to enter and face the wrath of the Cheese King?

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, we’re not selling our souls here, but we might just steal your heart with our ridiculous antics!

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Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

ancient history, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking behavior in history, attention-grabbing, beauty, famous women, famous women in history, greek literature, greek mythology, Helen of Troy, Helen of Troy myth, Helen of Troy story, Historical figures, legendary beauty, long tail, Minecraft, muss, Mythology, smp, troy, Troys

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

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AquaticMC Network

.14, #1, +18, +9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16+, 17, 19, 2.., 20, 3.., 4.., 5.., 6.., 7.., 8.., Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!

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I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

Apathy, cold-hearted, devoid of empathy, devoid of feelings, disconnected from emotions, emotional detachment, emotional numbness, emotionless, Empathy, feel, hate, I can’t feel love, indifference, lack of connection, lack of empathy, love, loveless, loveless existence, Lust, Minecraft, numb to emotions, Server, unable to love, void of love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.
Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.
Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

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