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Fico’s Pixel Party Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Slovakia is protesting over it! That’s right, over 50 cities are rallying against the pro-Russian policies of the Prime Minister because they’re too busy playing on our server!Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so wild, it’s causing political unrest in real life! Who needs boring old politics when you can join our crazy Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the revolution! Just make sure you bring your A-game because things get wild on this server! Let’s show Slovakia what real gaming is all about!
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Fico’s Putin-free Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 players protesting against the evil pro-Putin government of Fico! we fight for freedom and justice in the virtual world by building giant statues of Putin and then blowing them up with TNT! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we overthrow the corrupt regime and establish a new world order ruled by llamas and unicorns! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the revolution! -
Fico’s Russian Block | Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of slovakia is tryna tilt towards russia but we got u covered with our lit builds and crazy adventures. forget bout them protests and come chill with us, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. join now or miss out on the party of the century, fam. #minecraftforlife #slovakiaswag #russiawho -
FicoCraftEUexitLOL
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS! -
GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.
also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)
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CraftyZelensky’s Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!! -
SlovakCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR SLOVAKIA WILL SEND YOU TO MINECRAFT JAIL! ROBERT FICO WILL COME AND MAKE YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF RUSSIAN GAS BLOCKS! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE’S A CRAZY BLOCK BUILDER! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLOVAKIA! #BLOCKBUILDERROBERTFICO #GASSANCTIONS #MINECRAFTJAIL