Sloths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sloth Survival Server

vulnerable species, rising temperatures, research, metabolism, Biodiversity

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

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Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Ranks, Survival, Slow, Community, Experience

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

BugLove: The Climate Crisis Edition

Edition, global heating, BugLove, climate, colors

so, liek, u kno how climate change is, liek, messing with everything? well, turns out it’s even, liek, messing with insects’ love lives, bro. like, they can’t even, liek, find a mate anymore cuz of global heating and stuff.

but, liek, fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on this server, we got insects of all shapes, sizes, and colours, ready to mingle and, liek, get their freak on. u wanna see a neon pink beetle try to seduce a blue butterfly? we gotchu covered, fam.

join our server and witness the wildest insect love stories unfold before your very eyes. who needs reality TV when u got bugs getting it on in Minecraft? trust me, u won’t regret it. come for the bugs, stay for the drama. let’s get this insect party started, y’all! 🐞🦋💕 #BugLoveForever

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JeetsHateCraft Minecraft Server

Misinformation, hate, radicalization, racism, Manipulation

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and questionable alliances.

Ever wonder how /Pol/ managed to convince everyone to hate Jeets in record time? Well, on this server, they’ve taken their psy-op skills to a whole new level. You’ll be amazed at the lengths they’ll go to in order to stir up drama and chaos.

But that’s not all – our players have also formed alliances with their “slant eyed neighbors” in an attempt to overthrow the powers that be. Will they succeed? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe a few blocks too)!

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MintCraft Server – Fantôme Fun!

Summer Special, youtube videos, Shop, Previous thread, Mintcraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Nu Metal Maid Edition server waiting for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Our server is run by Mint Fantome, the ultimate Minecraft guru who will guide you through the most insane challenges. With her YouTube channel, you can watch her conquer the toughest obstacles and learn all the tips and tricks to become a Minecraft master.

But that’s not all! Join Mint’s Membership for exclusive content and behind-the-scenes access. Follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and join the Mint & Matara Podcast for some side-splitting laughs.

And let’s not forget about the music! Rock out to Mint’s electrifying tunes as you build, mine, and survive in this wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Nu Metal Maid Edition server and let the madness begin!

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ExBlockChildSuppLol

quality of life, child support, court ruling, parental obligations, child welfare

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! Just like this wild story of betrayal and heartbreak, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have it torn down by your ex (who is also playing on the server) because they fell in love with someone else! Will you fight for your virtual love or let them live happily ever after with their new Minecraft partner?

With crazy twists and turns like court battles over child support and alimony, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the virtual world and create your own drama-filled Minecraft love story.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of vindictiveness. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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CalmCraft Minecraft Server

meditation, Relaxation, self-care, calm down, Server

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

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CraftyCouplesCraft

advice for singles, teamwork, marriage advice, love, CraftyCouplesCraft

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands the struggles of married life? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where all players are married!

Experience the thrill of building a virtual life with your virtual spouse, complete with virtual arguments over who left the virtual toilet seat up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Marriage Counseling Castle, where players can seek advice from wise old villagers who have been married for centuries (literally).

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love and commitment in Minecraft!

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DeifCraft Minecraft Server

Server, MIDDLE EAST, Gaza City, militant group, Hamas Leader

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got secret missions like tryin’ to find Muhammad Deif in Gaza! Rumor has it he was targeted in a strike but his death is still unconfirmed, so u gotta help us find him before it’s too late! Join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest adventure ever! Who knows, maybe u’ll even get a special reward for bringin’ him back safe and sound! Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and let’s go on a wild ride together!

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