Sloths

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a unicorn into battle against a giant chicken boss, all while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a city built entirely out of blocks where players can trade with villagers, compete in epic parkour challenges, and even ride a rollercoaster made out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, then come join us! We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, we can’t wait to see you in our wacky world of wonder! <3