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SlothCraft: Oropouche Outbreak

Disease, Epidemic, Fever, health, Infectious Disease, mosquito-borne, Oropouche, outbreak, Prevention, public health, sloth, Sloth Fever, SlothCraft, south america, Spreading, Symptoms, Treatment, Tropical, Virus, wildlife, zoonotic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Star Shards Collected:	217
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crops Grown:	3864	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! have you heard about the latest craze taking over the blocky world? it’s called the “Sloth Fever” virus, and it’s spreading faster than a creeper explosion!

imagine this: you log into our server and suddenly you’re surrounded by adorable sloths wearing diamond armor and riding on pigs. yeah, you heard that right. these sloths are not your average lazy creatures, they’re ready to take on any mob that comes their way.

but wait, there’s more! we’ve also got the Oropouche, a mysterious creature that lurks in the shadows of our server. legend has it that if you can defeat the Oropouche in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon to ride around on.

so why should you join our server, you ask? well, besides the epic sloth battles and dragon rides, we’ve also got a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as you are. we host daily events like pig racing and diamond hunts, so you’ll never get bored.

come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there, where sloths rule and diamonds are plentiful. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9540	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7999
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	2315	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?