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Sloth SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3568	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2149	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our vibrant SMP where you can enjoy Minecraft with version 1.20.6 and later! Our server features land claims to safeguard your builds, a rewarding rank system, a dynamic economy, and a dedicated PvP arena for those who crave battle. Outside the arena, we keep things peaceful. Come build, explore, and compete in the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	7316
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	9353	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	2433	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	5735
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Potions Brewed:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	5645	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	876

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Farms Harvested:	210
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7420
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!