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What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1029	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	180496	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Votes:	3249
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	6241	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	696
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!