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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	3118
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

Americraft

Americraft, Fun, gameplay, latin, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6967	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1349

We are a Latin Minecraft server dedicated to providing the best survival experience and extensive gameplay, making your hours of play full of fun.

mc.americraft.es

BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

BlazeCraft, coping mechanism, coping with weed, daily routine, daily smoker, Day, dulling senses, family pressure, happy with weed, highlight, hobbies not enough, hopeless loser, joint after workout, logical choice, looking forward, no gf, offended by advice, smoking, smoking weed, unhappy without weed, Weed, weed enthusiast, weed is happiness, weed is life

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

ZootopiaCraft: Hoof-tastic Adventures Await in Bio Edition!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	676658
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	1121	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Zootopia fantasies and hang out with a bunch of furries who are just as obsessed as you are!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Zootopia, with hooves in bio edition because who doesn’t want to see Nick Wilde trying to type with his tiny little hooves?

Our pastebin is filled with all the juicy details you need to know, and our booru is where you can find all the fan art your heart desires (just make sure to use a different browser if you can’t access it, we don’t want any technical difficulties ruining the fun!).

We even have an honest Zootopia fan fiction review section, because let’s be real, some of that stuff is just pure gold.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your inner furry shine bright like a diamond. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your very own Judy Hopps or Nick Wilde to roleplay with. The possibilities are endless on our Zootopia General server, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pickle Pub Pixelmon

1.16.5, dijaree doo, Fun, Minecraft, Pickle Pub, Pixelmon, pokemon, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

THIS IS POKEMON MINECRAFT BUT ON 1.16.5. THE PICKLE PUB PRESENTS THEE to Pixelmon. I believe you will have fun if you give it a dijaree doo.

92.118.16.105

BandoCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Hiring, Immersive, Innovative, Jobs, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, silk touch, Survival, Towny, Twist, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	932
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	512
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server Comparison: Hypixel vs BandoCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times leading to lag
Wide variety of game modes and mini-games	Some features may require a rank or in-game currency
Active and engaging community	Can be overwhelming for new players

BandoCraft

Pros	Cons
Offers a Vanilla Minecraft experience with added features like Towny and McMMO	May not have as large of a player base as Hypixel
Cross-platform support for players	May not have as many mini-games or game modes as Hypixel
Player-driven economy with jobs and Silk Touch	May require a learning curve for new players unfamiliar with Towny or McMMO

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or BandoCraft?

A: Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, so it typically has more players than BandoCraft. However, BandoCraft offers a more intimate community experience.

Q: Do these servers have in-game purchases?

A: Hypixel may have features that require a rank or in-game currency for access, while BandoCraft focuses more on player-driven economies and gameplay without as much emphasis on microtransactions.

Q: Which server is better for new Minecraft players?

A: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its large player base and wide variety of game modes. BandoCraft, with its Vanilla Minecraft experience and added features, may offer a more welcoming environment for newcomers.

Crafty Creepers Den

Crafty, CREEPERS, Cringelord, Cringepunk Sloprunners, Den, Native Isekairen, Niggatoro, Pedo in Abyss, Pedo Tensei, Pedogatari, Reddit Slayer, Redditsaw man, Redditsu Kaisen, Redo of the rapist, Rent a whore, Retards on Titan, Shield Groomer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	659875	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

Pre-2010 Meme Vault: Where Minecraft Legends Were Born

2010posting, Born, digital age, digital content, internet community, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, Legends, meme, meme appreciation, meme creators, Meme culture, meme evolution, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online humor, online sharing, online trends, organic content, Pre2010, Reposting, social media, VAULT, viral content

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes from before 2010? Well, look no further because our server is here to revive the meme game with fresh, never-before-seen content! Join us and witness the resurrection of hilarious memes that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of internet humor, where every block you break unleashes a wave of nostalgia and laughter. Say goodbye to stale reposts and hello to original, gut-busting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual Minecraft house.

Don’t be stuck in the past with outdated memes, join our server and be part of the meme revolution! Who needs life support when you have our server pumping out the freshest, dankest memes this side of the Minecraft universe? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the meme magic begin!

AbstractedCraft

AbstractedCraft, Experience, Friends, Minecraft, new, pay to win, Purely Vanilla, Server, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4

Purely Vanilla Minecraft server to play with your friends! Brand new and still currently tweaking multiple things but the goal is to keep this server fairly vanilla and let the player enjoy a vanilla experience without any pay to win shenanigans

abstractedcraft.zapto.org

SneakySuicideCraft: Murderous Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most unique and hilarious ways to play the game! Ever wondered how to commit suicide in Minecraft but make it look like murder in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have custom plugins that allow you to stage the most ridiculous deaths imaginable.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can fake your own demise in the most over-the-top ways possible. Want to make it look like you were taken out by a herd of angry chickens? Done. How about getting squashed by a giant block of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server also features insane mini-games like “Death by Disco” where you have to dance your way to your demise, or “Explosive Escape” where you have to outrun a TNT-wielding mob.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry – or until you fake your own death, whichever comes first.

FraudCraft: Where even the players are more legit than Lance Armstrong

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fraudulent players you’ll ever meet! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and ridiculous shenanigans.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is in on the joke. Instead of breathing fire, he spits out rainbow-colored confetti and dances the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the creepers – they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of interpretive dance.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. All you have to do is find it – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just remember, things may get a little crazy – but that’s all part of the fun!