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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3449

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	9855	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1307
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

starcraftx.net

EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6093
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl

TrueKingMonarchy – The only rulers here are the chickens! No hacks, no resets, just chicken chaos!

Anarchy Minecraft Server Freedom Plugins Cheats IP Excitement Surprise Encounters Alliances Skills Building Projects Alliance Testing Massive Building Projects Place, Chaos, chicken, chickens, Hacks, Resets, rulers, TrueKingMonarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	263	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

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TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Description
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy.
Can I use hacks/cheats on the server?	No, using hacks/cheats is not permitted on the server.
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is 95.216.215.160

Minecraft Tekken Gen Server

#youtube, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Gen, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the ring battling it out in Tekken 8? Look no further! Our server is filled with Glicko2 rated players who will test your skills to the max.

Join us for a wild ride filled with terminology that will have you scratching your head, jargon that will make you question reality, and character overviews that will have you strategizing like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to important combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition. And if you’re looking to brush up on your fundamentals, we’ve got a guide that will have you fighting like a champ in no time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in a whole new way. Who needs the actual game when you can battle it out in Minecraft with us? Let the games begin!

SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Bisexual, conjecture, empirical evidence, evolutionary firewall, Game, Gene pool, genetic defect, gtgt478250976, high suicide rates, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, manipulative behavior, mental disease, Minecraft, narcissism, Population, psychiatrists, Roles, smp, SMPixelatedLols, Sociopaths, status quo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BookwormBoyfriendCraft

annoyance, Argument, book collection, book collector, book damage, book lover, book ownership, book sharing, BookwormBoyfriendCraft, Boundaries, Communication, overreacting, personal space, perspective, privacy, reading, relationship, small things, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	679596	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a library, but with blocks and creepers instead of books and librarians.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual possessions from prying eyes. Just like the OP’s boyfriend, you can set strict rules about who can access your virtual chests and read your virtual books. Don’t let anyone sneak a peek at your diamond stash before you do!

And if you’re worried about your virtual books getting damaged, don’t fret! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your precious pixels are safe and sound. Trust us, your virtual book collection has never been in better hands.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of arguing over a paragraph in a virtual book. Who knew virtual possessions could cause so much virtual drama? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyFactsMC

amazing statistics, astonishing details, astonishing facts, astounding information, CraftyFactsMC, eye-opening discoveries, fascinating tidbits, incredible insights, interesting facts, jaw-dropping knowledge, mind blowing facts, mind-boggling facts, remarkable truths, shocking data, shocking revelations, startling details, startling facts, surprising information, surprising revelations, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	3321	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	2643	Divine Spears Created:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Potions Brewed:	166	Dragons Tamed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4436	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	123	Buildings Constructed:	39
Zombie Dances:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!