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PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4827

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	153	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

DayZPro.aternos.me

Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	6492	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3464

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2683
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Farms Harvested:	421
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	174882

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

EggcellentAbortionsMC

abortion, bioethics, controversial topics, EggcellentAbortionsMC, eggs, Ethics, fertility, human anatomy, humans, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, Incubation, moral dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, reproductive biology, reproductive technology, science fiction, speculative biology, speculative evolution

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	977	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.