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Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6837	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Anime Trash Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, comedy, FANTASY, Isekai Slop, King, King Of The World, Manga, Minecraft, names, new world, Otaku, Parody, Power Fantasy, Rubber Ability, Rubber Power, Sailing to the New World, Server, shitty anime, Shitty Isekai, SHONEN, Sloppy, Trash

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	251272
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey to the New World where you can become the king of the land with your rubber power! Sail the high seas, conquer new lands, and build your empire with the most ridiculous superpower ever – rubber!

But beware, there are other players out there with equally insane powers, like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Can you outwit them all and claim your rightful place as ruler of this wacky world? Join us now and find out!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Rails & Fails: The Messy Minecraft Server

attraction, craving, desire, faces, Fails, FANTASY, INTENSE, Irresistible, longing, Lust, Messy, Minecraft, Naughty, Obsession, Passion, Pleasure, Rail, Rails, satisfaction, seduction, Server, Sloppy, taboo, temptation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2183
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

CraftyFDR’sD-DayNaziPaganJune Minecraft Server

AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, CraftyFDRsDDayNaziPaganJune, d-day, DEI initiatives, Diversity, equity, FDR, History, inclusion, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Judge Borrello, june, leadership, lessons, LGBTQ, manipulations., Minecraft, national sentiment, Nazi Paganism, Occultism, polarization, pride month, roosevelt, Server, socio-political landscape

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	555	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and intrigue? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with historical echoes, presidential quests, and lessons from the past that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Biden as Roosevelt, leading the charge on a mission to find a leader who can match the vision and impact of the 32nd president. But wait, there’s more! Pride Month 2024 is here, and things are getting spicy with a noticeable damper and a shift in national sentiment toward LGBTQ+ issues. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, our AI Goddess interned with Judge Borrello and uncovered some juicy secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and history!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6934	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2923
Emeralds Found:	7974	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	6964
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

GenderBenderCraft

activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!

Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution

ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget

Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Emeralds Found:	4084
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

LongCovidCraft

antiviral drugs, antiviral medications, clinical trials, coronavirus symptoms, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 treatment, healthcare updates, infectious diseases, long covid, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, Nirmatrelvir-Ritonavir, pandemic recovery, Paxlovid, Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, public health concerns, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2 variants, viral infections, viral treatments

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!