Sloppy Minecraft Servers

DadJokeDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!
Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

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Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Anime Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us on a journey to the New World where you can become the king of the land with your rubber power! Sail the high seas, conquer new lands, and build your empire with the most ridiculous superpower ever – rubber!

But beware, there are other players out there with equally insane powers, like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Can you outwit them all and claim your rightful place as ruler of this wacky world? Join us now and find out!

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Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Rails & Fails: The Messy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

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SangriaCraft: Where the sangria flows like water and the creepers fear for their lives! 18+ fun in 1.20.4!

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Recent Poll Changes

We have enabled auto crafters along with the new tuff and copper blocks for our members to use in their builds!

➼ Who We Are

Since 2011, we’ve been shaping servers with a keen focus on building a fun and engaging community. Our emphasis remains on creating a close-knit community, where players can revel in a worry-free, minimally restricted environment for the best Minecraft experience possible.

➼ Our Goal

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all. We’ve implemented a whitelist system, allowing only players with good intentions to join our community and enjoy the tropical wonders of our server.

➼ Community Focus

We offer various community events and competitions, including bi-monthly themed events and collaborative projects to foster camaraderie and creativity among players. Engage in mega-builds, public services, and more with dedicated project channels on our Discord.

➼ Events

We organize bi-monthly festivities, such as themed treasure hunts and cooperative building challenges. Join the adventures to collect rare items, earn rewards, and explore the creativity within the community.

• The Diamond Treasure Expedition

Embark on an adventure to collect rare items and unlock sparkling rewards in diamonds. Join the hunt now to watch your wealth grow!

• The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza

Explore spawn and hunt for hidden eggs to earn diamonds as rewards. Don’t miss out on this egg-citing adventure!

➼ Transparency

We value transparency and community input. We openly share our financials and consider feedback for polled changes with high approval ratings for implementation.

➼ White list Application

Join our tropical sanctuary by filling out a whitelist application via our Discord. We selectively welcome new members who are a good fit for our community. Click HERE to join the Discord.

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FrostyCraft: Where even the snowmen need a sweater

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the coldest of mounds next to Red Gate can’t stop us from having a good time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you breathless (literally, because it’s so cold up there).
Our server is so awesome, even the NPCs are saying their goodbyes and leaving heartfelt messages before they go. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional? But don’t worry, we promise to keep things fun and lighthearted, even when the going gets tough.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to keeping pictures of your face in their heads for as long as they live? That’s right, we take virtual friendships to a whole new level.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where the species will thrive and innocence is cherished, look no further. We’ve got blind drives, failed attempts, and plenty of lies to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come join us on this wild ride, because who knows what crazy adventures await you on our mysterious Minecraft server. Goodbye, Zion – and hello, epic gaming experiences!

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Crafty Society: Where Creepers are the Real Villains

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret society of llamas who run the server! That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals. They are highly trained in the art of building and PvP combat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted swords? They will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to enter our realm.

So come join us and be a part of this wacky, wonderful society. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Exe Paradise

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Spread of Cavemen Roleplay: ValhallaMMO – Where we pretend to farm and trade rocks

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Spread of Civilization Minecraft Server

IP Address 104.128.55.16:25578

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Version Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Join us to fight for the Forge of the Old Gods!

🌍 Spread of Civilization – Build a World That Feels Real! 🌍

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What plugins are used on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins used on the server include Shopkeepers, TradeSystem, ValhallaMMO, Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, Rail Protector, Real Farming, Influence Claims, and Dynamic Borders.

Question: How can I make money on the server?

Answer: You can engage in player-to-player trade, set up shops using Shopkeepers, or become a master blacksmith, enchanter, or brewer to create valuable materials for trade.

Question: How do land claims work on the server?

Answer: The server uses Influence Claims, which automatically claim land based on your activity and contribution. Your territory grows with your influence on the server.

Question: Are there changing seasons in the game?

Answer: Yes, the server features changing seasons that bring new challenges and opportunities for players. Real Farming alters the growth rates of plants and animals based on the environment.

Question: How does travel work on the server?

Answer: Players can use Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector to connect with infrastructure and travel around the map. Teleports are limited to maintain realism on the server.

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Sky Blossom VS Hypixel

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Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Potential for lag
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for newcomers
Professional staff team	Competitive atmosphere

Sky Blossom
Pros	Cons
Community driven	Smaller player base
Casual gameplay	Limited plugin selection
Emphasis on player interaction	Potential lack of content
Upcoming updates and features	New and growing server

### Hypixel FAQ

1. **How many players are usually online on Hypixel?** Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. **What type of minigames does Hypixel offer?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more.

3. **Are there any potential drawbacks to playing on Hypixel?** Some players may experience lag due to the high player count and intense gameplay.

4. **What makes Hypixel stand out from other Minecraft servers?** Hypixel is known for its regular updates, events, and professional staff team.

### Sky Blossom FAQ

1. **What makes Sky Blossom unique as a Skyblock server?** Sky Blossom is community driven and emphasizes casual gameplay for players.

2. **How many players are usually online on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom has a smaller player base, but is growing and welcoming new players.

3. **What plugins are available on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom currently offers ChestShop, CrazyCrates, ProCosmetics, and more, with plans for additional plugins in the future.

4. **What is the atmosphere like on Sky Blossom compared to other servers?** Sky Blossom focuses on player interaction and a more relaxed gaming experience, making it a great choice for casual players.

Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

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MineCrafty McWow – A Classic LOLz Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic bacon battles high above the clouds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Haste MC

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Bored of plain old minecraft servers? Try Haste for a new fresh experience!

Meet new friends and start new journeys!

Simple Voice Chat is in the server!

Versions 1.20.1 -> 1.20.4!

116.202.114.227:25639

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Ymir’s Realm

#aot, Anarchy, APODM gear, attack on titan, attackontitan, Claims, Community, Curseforge, developer, Discord, Download, hardened steel swords, Hosted, Modded, Modpack, no cheats, odm gear, Server, Survival, thunder spears, titan shifting, titans, War

Ymir’s realm is a modded anarchy server with a focus on war and attack on titan.The main mod in this server had been developed for years, and this server is hosted by the same developer who made said mod.You need to download the modpack on the curseforge app HERE to join, server is included.this server is also anarchy, just no cheats! so there are no claims for based, be careful!
mods include:

– titans

– titan shifting (3 titans)

– odm gear

– thunder spears

– hardened steel swords

– APODM gear

join the discord at discord.gg/JDUnc5v8hW

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Recent Poll Changes

➼ Who We Are

➼ Our Goal

➼ Community Focus

➼ Events

• The Diamond Treasure Expedition

• The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza

➼ Transparency

➼ White list Application

Spread of Civilization Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What plugins are used on the server?

Question: How can I make money on the server?

Question: How do land claims work on the server?

Question: Are there changing seasons in the game?

Question: How does travel work on the server?