🍆💦sloppin’ Minecraft Servers

CraftyMicroMania

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

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Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Players Killed by Monsters:	2372	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Inspiring sloppin’ Minecraft Servers

CraftyMicroMania

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IslamCraft Minecraft Server

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GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

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RentRage Minecraft Server

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CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6066	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8561	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6