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HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

NonchalantNukes Minecraft SMP

carelessness, cavalier attitude, Dangerous, dangerous activities, disregard for danger, hazardous activities, hazardous behavior, ignorance, indifference, lack of caution, lack of concern, Minecraft, negligent behavior, nonchalance, NonchalantNukes, perilous behavior, perilous situations, recklessness, risky actions, risky behavior, Safety, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP where we treat creepers like cuddly pets and lava like a hot tub! We’ve got a thriving community of players who have built their bases in the Nether because they think the overworld is too boring. Plus, our diamond economy is so inflated that we use emeralds as currency instead. So come join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to ride a pig off a cliff (don’t worry, they have parachutes)!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

agonizing treatment, Ailment, Chronic pain, debilitating condition, debilitating disease, Disease, Edition, excruciating pain, excruciating symptoms, excruciating virus, intense discomfort, medical trauma, Ouch, PainCraft, painful procedure, severe illness, severe infection, traumatic experience, traumatic medical procedure, unbearable agony, unbearable suffering, Virus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	610
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6347

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

HamasHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, diplomatic response, foreign relations, global impact, government response, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, international news, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, potential consequences, regional stability, reprisals, RETALIATION, security concerns, strategic considerations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	5924	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

AlienCraft, aliens, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, Mysteries, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying anomalies, unidentified flying crafts, unidentified flying encounters, unidentified flying entities, unidentified flying events, unidentified flying mysteries, unidentified flying objects, unidentified flying sightings, unidentified flying spacecraft, unidentified flying vehicles, unidentified objects, unidentified phenomena, unknowns

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO swoops down and abducts you! But don’t worry, they just wanna show you their sick base on Mars. And guess what? You can build your own base there too!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.

HEARTS SMP 1.21: Where love and violence go hand in hand

24/7, active community, chance, Community, Discord, Fast, Gear, gear up, Hand, Hearts, Latest Version, LifeSteal, love, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, violence, world reset

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchantments Applied:	66	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Crops Grown:	3551
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Hearts SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
Latest Version	Always updated to the latest version of Minecraft
24/7 Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
PVP Enabled	Engage in player versus player combat
Active Community	Join a thriving community of players on Hearts SMP
World Reset	Fresh world to explore and gear up quickly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Hearts SMP server?

To join Hearts SMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided by the server administrators.

2. Is there a Discord server for Hearts SMP?

Yes, Hearts SMP has an active Discord community. You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/KGypDm8epA

3. Can I engage in PVP combat on Hearts SMP?

Yes, PVP is enabled on Hearts SMP, allowing players to engage in combat with each other.

4. How often does the world on Hearts SMP reset?

The world on Hearts SMP is reset periodically to provide players with a fresh experience and the opportunity to gear up quickly.

PyonCraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, A Day w/ Kiki, Aggie, AI LoRA, ALARM, ambient album, Animals, animations, Archive, art, asmr collection, Aussie chuuba, autistic, Champy Creations, Champy Creative Corner, channel, Comfy Morning, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, Dragon deez nuts edition, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kiki’s World Tour, Kikikore, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, MV, Noises Sound Effects Library, Notifications, PonyXL, pyon, PyonCraft, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, SDXL, Server, SMB rom hack, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, timestamp tagger, Uoh, VOD search, vrg, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2334
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

blissful, bros, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, Euphoric, exuberant, Happiness, Happy, HappyBroCraft, jovial, Joyful, jubilant, Merry, Minecraft, overjoyed., Positive, radiant, smp, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, deep connection, emotional bond, Forever Love, future together, lasting love, lifelong commitment, long term, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage readiness, MarryCraft, Partnership, relationships, smp, soulmate, test, true love, Trust, wedding bells

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	3692	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.

But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

Alluring, aura, beguiling, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Engaging, Enigmatic, Fascinating, First Meeting, Impression, Impressions.., Intriguing, mesmerizing, Mysterious, newbie, Personality, PRESENCE, spellbinding, StunCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!