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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3907 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.