SLOP Minecraft Servers

SLOP Minecraft Servers

  • GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

    GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9545
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ores Mined: 1196 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

    Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5523
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ores Mined: 9207 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

    “Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

    Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6887
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

    But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

    Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

    Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine Kinkin

    Mine Kinkin
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1997
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

    Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

    kinkin.mine.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2743
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1767 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

    Konami Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 909
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4427 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Magic Items Found: 7368
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

    So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8143
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PumpkinButter

    PumpkinButter
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9295
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

    pumpkinbutter.lol

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Taco Haven 2.0

    Taco Haven 2.0
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 186
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Void Gems Collected: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

    It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

    On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

    so Join today and see what we are about!

    mc.tacohaven.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robots Read This Minecraft Server

    Robots Read This Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6734
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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