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CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ores Mined:	4890	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	9463
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Farms Harvested:	689

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

xvxr.minehut.gg

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	9025	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

annoying questions, bothersome questions, despised questions, detested inquiries, frustrating inquiries, hate being asked, HateQs_MinecraftSMP, irritating queries, loathed interrogations, Pet Peeves, vexing queries

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

HappyBlockCraft

Bliss, cheerful, cheerful disposition, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, emotional uplift, euphoria, Feel-Good, Good Mood, gratification, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlockCraft, instant happiness, joy, joyous, Laughter, Pleasure, positive vibes, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	6528

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	557
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.