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LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	290
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Votes:	6035	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	458
Dragon Eggs Found:	2185	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Void Gems Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchantments Applied:	273	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

analytical thinking, career options, coding, Computer, computer science, Degree, education, Engineering, innovation, job variety, Mathematics, physical engineering, PHYSICS., pixelated, problem solving, professional development, programming, Puzzles, research, Science, STEM, Technology, technology industry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!