Slogan MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftyAds: “Building dreams, one block at a time!”

Time, advertising campaign, building, best, Heard

“Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve seen our epic build battles where players fight using nothing but giant blocks of cheese and rubber chickens. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of insanity!”

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

leadership, foreign relations, Campaign, policy, Promise

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

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CraftyCreeperz

Casual, Statement, t-shirt, Outfit, Personal

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftyHumans: Building a Better World

united we stand, coexistence, Global community, CraftyHumans, Better Together

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the most epic race in the universe – the human race! Why settle for boring old Earth when you can build your own virtual world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans?

On our server, you can battle zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle against evil creepers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the Endermen do the Macarena. Plus, every full moon, we host a massive chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a golden egg worth its weight in diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that the human race is the most fun, wacky, and downright ridiculous race out there!

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MineCrafty LOLz

hilarious, tagline, humor, lolz, comedy

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Höcke’s Nazi Fines Minecraft Server

Nazi slogan, extremism, nazi, fines, legal action

so, like, u should totally join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we have this crazy dude who got fined by a german court for using a nazi slogan TWICE. like, who even does that, amirite? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the nazis are like “whoa, chill bro,” then u gotta join us. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like, super exclusive and only the coolest players get access. so like, come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Hoecke’s Nazi Slogan Jailbreak

Convict, germany, nazi, Justice, Hoeckes

so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you won’t get convicted for using nazi slogans like bjoern hoecke did. instead, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear for being the ultimate gamer. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to battle the ender dragon while riding a rainbow llama and wearing a crown made of creeper heads. yolo, amirite?

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CraftyHill Minecraft Server

tea, slogan, Manhattan jury, CraftyHill, ex-president

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

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Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGAcraft

Great, trump, controversy, debate, policy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join us on our server where MAGA has become MIGA – Make Insane Gaming Adventures! Why settle for making America great again when you can make your Minecraft experience absolutely wild?

Our server is so insane that creepers run away from us, Ender Dragons beg for mercy, and even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft universe – or at least the most hilarious player on the server!

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Crafty Snowflakes Beware

controversial, afraid, protest, snowflakes, Politics

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

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