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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	New Chunks Explored:	394263
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	8490	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4671
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

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