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Slob Minecraft SMP

smp, elected, Lifetime, leadership, Disgusting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, Routines, fruit flies, wipe, NAP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

SisBFgetOutVacayHome, pig sty, rotting food, dirty dishes, working long hours

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

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SisNotPrettyCraft

Popular, sister, Upset, insensitive, slob

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Pregnancy, relationships, Expectations, Confrontation, generational differences

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

steal, young, comparison, Ugly, mad

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

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Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

Shenanigans, Interpretation, inscrutable, deciphering, Enigmatic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!

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Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!

social media, scandals, left, DOMINANCE, building

Are you tired of the same old drama in the sports world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where trans women dominate all the competitions! We have legendary tales of trans women athletes crushing their opponents with their superhuman strength and agility. Who needs real-life scandals when you can witness epic battles in the virtual world? Join now and witness the rise of the trans women sports champions!

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GreenMc Network

Vanilla Experience, Indian, Economy, unforgettable moments, gameplay

Welcome To GreenMc Network, #1 Indian Minecraft Network! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!Welcome to GreenMC, your go-to Minecraft destination with dedicated Indian server allocation for the best ping experience! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!

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HeavyCraft: Where the only thing heavier than our economy is our average player count of 15 online!

smp, Resource worlds, Active Economy, Player Warps, Count
HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Feature Description

Server Type No-griefing economy SMP

Server Age Since October 2018

Pay-to-Win 0% pay-to-win store

Technical Details

Specifications Description

Machine Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia

Running On Purpur

World Size Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

Links
FAQ

Q: Is there a world reset on this server?

A: No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks on this server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on this server.

Q: What are some key features of this server?

A: Some key features include resource worlds, live map, zero tolerance for hate speech, pet system, economy system, and more.
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Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

Specifications	Description
Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Running On	Purpur
World Size	Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Technical Details

Links

FAQ