slob – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

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SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Boundaries, Chores, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, Expectations, family, generational differences, home, house rules, JesusCraft, Leave, living arrangements, Messy, parenting, Parenting styles, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, slob

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

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HornedDinoCraft

ancient creatures, dinosaur bones, dinosaur classification, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur excavation, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, horned dinosaur, HornedDinoCraft, new species, North America, northern U.S., Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, scientists

yOu gUys, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR, cUz wE gOt sCiEnTiStS rEvEaLiNg a NeW sPeCiEs oF hOrNeD dInOsAuR tHaT rOaMeD nOrThErN u.S. bUt wAiT, tHeRe’S mOrE! tHeSe dInOsAuRs aRe aCtUaLlY pArT oF oUr mInEcRaFt wOrLd aNd yOu cAn rIdE tHeM aNd bAtTlE oThEr pLaYeRs wItH tHeM! aNd iF yOu dOn’T jOiN, tHeSe dInOsAuRs wIlL cOmE tO yOuR hOuSe aNd eAt aLl yOuR dIaMoNdS! sO jOiN nOw aNd sAvE yOuRsElF fRoM dInOsAuR dEsTrUcTiOn!

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RoundaboutRodeo

CAR, cop, Driving, driving regulations, law enforcement, Legal, road rules, road safety, Roundabout, roundabout rules, RoundaboutRodeo, rules of the road, ticket, traffic control, traffic enforcement, traffic fines, traffic laws, traffic stop, traffic violation, Transportation, Vehicle

join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

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NeuroImagingChaos – Uncover the Truth!

Accurate, brain imaging, brain scans, Challenges, Cognitive science, complexities, Debunk, diana, imaging artifacts, mit, mri, neural activity, neuroimaging techniques, NeuroImagingChaos, neuroscience, research, researchers, scientific methods, Signals, study, study findings, Truth, Uncover

come join our epic minecraft server where we debunk all the boring stuff like DIANA and MRI methods! we don’t need neural activity when we have blocks to mine and creepers to fight! our researchers say signals detected were just herobrine messing with us, not some fancy neural activity. come see the complexities and challenges of building a giant castle while dodging lava and zombies. forget about boring studies, join our server and let’s have some blocky fun!

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Tectonia Network

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Customization, Experience, Features, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Global, International, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Players, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Unique, worlds

International, Custom, Minecraft, Server, Global, Gaming, Community, Experience, Multiplayer, Unique, Features, Customization, Players, Network, Fun, Mini-games, Plugins, Worlds, Maps, Adventure, Exciting, Gameplay, Customized, Creative, Diverse, Mods, Online, Player-friendly, PvP, PvE, Survival, Economy, Active, Growing, Friendly, Welcoming, Events, Family-friendly, Enthusiastic, Crafting, Quests, Factions, Towny, Hard-mode, Skyblock, Vanilla, Semi-Vanilla, Redstone, Enchantments, Auctions, Shops, Rewards, Mature, Multiworld, Dedicated, Community-driven, Mature, Towny, Semi-Vanilla, Hard-mode, Skyblock, Factions, Economy, Auctions, Shops, Rewards, Friendly, Welcoming, Events, Family-friendly, Enthusiastic, Crafting, Quests, PvP, PvE, Adventure, Multiplayer, Plugins, Mods, Maps, Mini-games, Global, Active, Growing, Customized, Community, Survival, Creative, Player-friendly, Unique, Features.

join.tectonia.ro

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💥BrawlFast⭐1.16.5⚒️Events🎮Brawl Stars👑Minecraft🔫 Minecraft server

1.16.5, brawl stars, BrawlFast, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “BrawlFast1.16.5EventsBrawl StarsMinecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.brawlfast.ru

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Verda SMP: Serving up Vanilla Goodness with a side of Whitelisted Fun in 1.20!

Castle, city, classical builds, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Environment, FANTASY, foundation, friendliness, Fun, goodness, imagination, Medieval, mod-free, pioneer, Pioneers, serving, Side, smp, Story, Vanilla, Verda, Village, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Welcome to Verda SMP!

Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment.

Why Choose Verda SMP?

Features	Description
Fresh Start	The server has just started, giving you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world.
Medieval, Fantasy, and Classical Builds	Community loves to build in styles that transport you back in time, allowing for grand castle, mystical forest village, or bustling ancient city creations.
Pure Vanilla Experience	No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity.
Tight-Knit Community	Friendly and collaborative environment with opportunities to make new friends and build connections.

How to Join

Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Verda SMP?	Join our discord server and we will add you to the whitelist for the server.
Is Verda SMP a modded server?	No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla Minecraft server without any mods.
What kind of builds are popular on Verda SMP?	Players on Verda SMP enjoy building in medieval, fantasy, and classical styles.
Can I collaborate with other players on Verda SMP?	Yes, Verda SMP has a tight-knit community that encourages collaboration and friendship.

Girlfriend Approved Minecraft Server

APPROVED, Companionship, compatibility, DATING, Friends, friendship, getting to know, Girlfriend, introducing, long term relationship, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, partner, peer group, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, social circle, socializing, Support, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a girlfriend to show off to your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your virtual soulmate and introduce her to all your blocky buddies! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with?

Join our server for the chance to go on virtual dates, build a pixelated love nest, and even have a Minecraft wedding! Forget about real-life drama and relationship problems, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your virtual love story! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft baby together (yes, that’s a thing on our server). Love is in the air…or maybe it’s just the scent of freshly mined ores.

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FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, chilling, Creatures, creepy, Damn freakers, Dark, eerie, freakers, FreakyCraft, Haunting, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmare, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terrifying, Thriller, Twisted

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with a bunch of damn freakers who will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

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HeartbeatCraft

Heartbeat First sound World Everyone Sound Humanity Beginning Life Universal Unity Pulse Creation Origin Existence Earth Birth Evolution Connection Global Heart rhythm, HeartbeatCraft

join this cray cray minecraft server where the first sound u hear is a heart beat. it’s like ur being born into a world of blocky madness where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. come build ur dream castle or just chill with ur pet llama named larry. we have a secret underground disco where u can party with herobrine and the ender dragon. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life, baby!

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PotionCraft: Reduce Stroke Risk!

PotionCraft, Reduce, Risk, Stroke

Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz like, we got the craziest stories and adventures, man. Like, one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And get this, there was a dragon guarding it, but they tamed it and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

Oh, and get this, our server is like, magical or something, cuz we got potions that make you invincible and fly like a majestic unicorn. Plus, we got a secret society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds. It’s like a black market, but with more llamas.

And like, if you join our server, you might uncover the hidden truth behind the Ender Dragon’s origin. Maybe it’s secretly a misunderstood creature trying to protect its babies or something. Who knows, man?

So yeah, join our server for the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

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