slob – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

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SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Boundaries, Chores, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, Expectations, family, generational differences, home, house rules, JesusCraft, Leave, living arrangements, Messy, parenting, Parenting styles, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, slob

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

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CraftyGamez

action, Adventure, best, console, CraftyGamez, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Interactive, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, Top, video game

Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

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WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

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CraftyCaracasRevolt

activism, Caracas, Claim, CraftyCaracasRevolt, DEFEND, Democracy, demonstrate, election results, global politics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Latin America, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, protest, social unrest, Support, Venezuelans, Victory, world

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

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BlackHoleCraft

astronomical objects, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomenon, event horizon, gravitational pull, PHYSICS., scientific accuracy, scientific discovery, scientific terminology, singularity, Space, space exploration, space-time continuum, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

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Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

Bluemap, Chocolate, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Diamond Currency, discord server, Economy, fresh land, Fun, Good, Google Earth perspective, Grief Protection, Join, Land, looting protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, no land claims, no protections, Player Shops, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, voice chat, Whitelisting

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

BlockyBrits, British anthem, British celebration, british culture, british empire, British heritage, British History, British identity, british music, British nationalism, British pride, British spirit, British tradition, British values, classical music, Land of Hope and Glory, Last Night of the Proms, Minecraft, patriotic song, Royal Albert Hall, rule britannia, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

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AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

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CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

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SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!

aerial attack, boom, Bridge.., Conflict, Defense, Destroys, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, infrastructure destruction, international relations, Kursk region, military intervention, military operation, military tactics, russia, SECURITY, strategic bombing, Syeim river, SyeimCraft, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!

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