🔥slob Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
New Chunks Explored:	867635	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Boundaries, Chores, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, Expectations, family, generational differences, home, house rules, JesusCraft, Leave, living arrangements, Messy, parenting, Parenting styles, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, slob

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	4301
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9192

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3551	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crops Grown:	7311
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

RoomieCraft: No BF, No Fees!

Amenities, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Contribute, Expenses, fees, friendship, Frustration, living situation, personal space, privacy, Rent, RoomieCraft, roommate, temporary, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Utilities

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6971	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you make the rules! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, whether that means building a bra-free zone or creating a space where you can kick back and relax without any unwanted intrusions.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down, come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, there’s no need to worry about splitting rent or utilities with anyone – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate troubles and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BlockbusterBinge

#guiltypleasure, addiction, alltimefavorite, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, comfortmovie, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, marathon viewing, Movie, moviebuff, nevergetsold, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of watching the same movie for the 100th time? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so entertaining, you’ll never have time to watch a movie ever again. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like being in your favorite movie but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Join now and say goodbye to boring movie nights forever!

BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

asset forfeiture, banking industry, BlockyRubles, compliance, economic sanctions, Escape, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial reporting, foreign assets, forfeiture, government oversight, international relations, IRS, legal requirements, money laundering, new law, regulatory compliance, Reporting, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russian government, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Potions Brewed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

AddictCraft: Where the Odds are Always in Your Favor

AddictCraft, addiction, addiction marketing, addicts, advertising, behavioral targeting, controversial advertising, customer behavior, customer segmentation, digital advertising, Digital Marketing, Favor, gambling sites, marketing strategy, Odds, online advertising, online behavior, online gambling, online targeting, porn sites, promotional tactics, target customers, Targeting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	6320
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.

and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.