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Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.
Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.
Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

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SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.
Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

Boundaries, Chores, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, Expectations, family, generational differences, home, house rules, JesusCraft, Leave, living arrangements, Messy, parenting, Parenting styles, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, slob

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.
Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

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RansomCraft Minecraft Server

Access, API, charlie munger, collusion, COURT INTERFACE, DAILY JOURNAL, DATA DUMP, Difficult, FILE DOCUMENTS, hackers, INFORMATION, JOURNAL TECHNOLOGIES, Judges, LARGE COURT SYSTEM, LAWYER CONFLICTS, LOOKUP CASES, Los Angeles, Minecraft, notorious, public access, RansomCraft, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, Server, SUPERIOR COURT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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BoomerRetireMC Server

BoomerRetireMC, budgeting, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, filial piety, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, generational responsibility, intergenerational relationships, parent’s retirement, retirement income, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, sandwich generation, saving goals, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.
Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

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GrandpasCraft: StepdadHypocrite

adoption, Aisle, appreciation, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, family, Gaslighting, GRANDPA, GrandpasCraft, hurt, Hypocrite, Memories, nitpicky, parents, Siblings, stepdad, StepdadHypocrite, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding

Are you tired of being the forgotten stepchild on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we celebrate all types of family dynamics, even the awkward ones! Just like how you were never truly accepted as a real daughter, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment.
Build your own virtual family with players who understand the struggles of being the “stepchild” and create your own unique story. Just like how you asked your stepdad to adopt you, on our server, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want and create your own family tree.

And if you ever feel like you’re not being appreciated, just remember that on our server, everyone is valued and loved, no matter what title they may have. So come join us and let’s create some crazy memories together! #StepchildStrong #MinecraftFamilyLove

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RusSoldierz Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties confirmed, Conflict Resolution, data, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Reporting, russia, Russian soldiers, RusSoldierz, Server, soldiers’ identities, ukraine conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.

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DonetskDownUnderCraft

aerial combat, aircraft downing, conflict zone, defense forces, Donetsk oblast, Donetsk Oblast incident, Donetsk region, DonetskDownUnderCraft, eastern europe, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military confrontation, military engagement, russia, Russian Su-25, Su-25 fighter jet, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Video, war footage

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are taking down russian fighter jets left and right in donetsk oblast! witness the chaos and destruction as you build, mine, and survive in this war-torn world. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie chicken boss. who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join us and find out!

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TaskManagerception

computer issue, computer maintenance, computer task manager, computer task manager error fix, computer task manager problem, ending task, ending task manager, IT Support, software problem, System error, task manager, task manager error, task manager glitch, task manager glitch fix, task manager issue, task manager troubleshooting, task manager troubleshooting tips, TaskManagerception, tech support, Troubleshooting, wrong feeling

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, like, end task manager using task manager? well, guess what, on this server u can do just that! it’s like a crazy glitch that makes no sense but it’s so fun to mess around with.
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lit dance floor with creepers busting out some sick moves. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet chicken named Gertrude who gives out free hugs? she’s the friendliest chicken you’ll ever meet and she’s always down for a cuddle.

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s full of surprises, glitches, and just plain old wackiness, then join us now! who knows what other crazy things u’ll discover along the way.

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SpaceMedsExpireCraft

2023, 36 months, Astronauts, crewed missions, expiration dates, expire, Healthcare, interplanetary travel, ISS list, long duration, mars, medical supplies, Medications, Medicines, Mission, pharmaceuticals, researchers, return to earth, space exploration, Space Travel, SpaceMedsExpireCraft

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride to Mars!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is equipped with special Martian medicines that will give you superhuman powers! Imagine flying through the sky like a majestic eagle or shooting fireballs from your fingertips. It’s all possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive missions to Mars where you can explore alien landscapes, battle space monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal life hidden in the red sands of Mars.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you go to Mars, there’s no turning back. But who needs Earth when you have a whole new world to conquer? Let’s go, gamers! Mars awaits!

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Omicraft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Spanish-speaking Semi-vanilla Survival Dungeons Bosses Personalized items Discord Multiplayer Community Economy PvP Minigames Mods Plugins Quests Events Roleplay Creative Adventure Hardcore, Survival

[1.19.3]

Omicraft is a Spanish-speaking semi-vanilla server.

The server combines a survival experience with dungeons, where you can defeat powerful bosses and get a multitude of personalized items.

(Any questions will be answered as quickly as possible on the official discord)

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SunriseMC

Active, banner, Community, Custom, Explore, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Features, Fresh, gameplay, Join, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, new, Newmap, Open, planetminecraft, preview, PvE, PvP, Server, Spawn, Staff Team, SunriseMC, warzone

SunriseMC is a brand new server now OPEN for you to come and join and explore our fresh map! 🙂 Join now to see our custom spawn and warzone, game play features, active staff team and much, much more!

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ComradeCraft: Shoot the Enemy! Minecraft Server

1942, action-packed drama, all-female sniper squad, Comrade Girls, ComradeCraft, ENEMY, farming village, Female Protagonist, frontlines, German soldiers, graphic novel, Historical War Drama, Minecraft, novel adaptation, Revenge, russian girl, Server, shoot, Shoot at the Enemy, soviet union, Soviet Union history, stalingrad, Stalingrad battle, war-torn, webcomic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you know about gaming? Look no further! Our server is based on a novel that takes you on a wild ride through a historical war drama set in war-torn Soviet Union in 1942.
Picture this: you’re a young Russian girl in a farming village, living a peaceful life until BAM! German soldiers come in and wreck everything, including your home and your poor mother. But fear not, because this is where your epic journey for revenge begins.

Join an all-female Soviet sniper squad and prepare to kick some serious butt on the frontlines of Stalingrad. Take down enemies left and right, all while building your own empire in the world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out a crazy story like this while also crafting and building to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

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