slitherio funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Insomniac’s Vanilla Dreamland – Where griefing is protected! Crossplay in 1.21!

AFK grinding, anti-grief, armor, Bedrock Port, Beds, Building items, chat colors, Coin shop, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Dreamland, dressers, Golden Shovel, Griefing, insomniacs, Minions, money making, Pets, Player Sign Shops, protected, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Vanilla, weapons

Sleepless MC SMP Overview

Features	Description
Crossplay	Allows both Bedrock and Java players to play together
Land Claims	Claim land using a Golden Shovel
Grief Protection	Anti-Grief enabled to restore claims if damaged
Custom Enchants	Enhance your playing experience with custom enchants
Player Sign Shops	Create and use player shops
Custom Items	Includes building items, armor, and weapons
Minions	Use minions for AFK grinding and money making
Coin Shop	Earn in-game ranks, chat colors, player tags, and pets

If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, we’d love to have you!

Discord: discord.gg/sleepless

Server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Can I join the server if I play on Java Edition?

Yes, Sleepless MC SMP allows both Bedrock and Java players to join and play together.

How do I claim land?

You can claim land using a Golden Shovel.

Are there protections against griefing?

Yes, Anti-Grief protection is enabled to easily restore claims if they are damaged.

What are custom enchants?

Custom enchants enhance your playing experience by providing unique enchantments not found in the base game.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, you can create player sign shops to sell items to other players.

What are minions used for?

Minions can be used for AFK grinding and money making on the server.

How can I earn in-game rewards?

You can earn in-game ranks, chat colors, player tags, and pets through the Coin Shop.

Mococoeh’s Miney Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of noisy players ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only sound you’ll hear is the gentle clucking of chickens and the soothing hum of redstone contraptions! Our exclusive underwater escape routes will have you diving into the sea like a pro, just like Mococoeh did when things got too crazy. Plus, if you’re not a fan of loud players, you’ll fit right in with our quiet crew of CC, rodda rodda, and Nerissa. Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to peaceful mining and building on our server!

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SMPY McSMPface – Minecraft SMP MOTY incoming

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane plugins you’ve ever seen, including a teleportation spell that turns you into a flying pig, a chat filter that translates everything you say into llama speak, and a custom crafting recipe that lets you build a weapon made entirely out of cheese!

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. MOTY (Minecraft Server of the Year) award is practically in the bag!

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SisVSHubFYouSpree

ah, anger, brother, controversy, designer bags, expensive makeup, family, Father, Gifts, husband, judgment, lashing out, Loaded, Permission, retail therapy, Shaming, shopping spree, Siblings, sister, SisVSHubFYouSpree, wealth

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Join our Minecraft server where we encourage you to embrace your inner rebel like this 19-year-old who went on a “fuck you” shopping spree with her older sister!

Imagine a world where you can let loose and splurge on designer bags and expensive makeup, all while sticking it to your sister’s husband. Who cares if your mom disapproves? Retail therapy is the new way to settle family drama!

Don’t let your dad and older brother shame you for having a good time. On our server, we support your right to accept lavish gifts and live your best life. So come join us and let’s show the world that sometimes being a little bit of an AH is totally worth it!

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HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

Courtesy, drop by unannounced, Hospitality, house visits, HousePartyCrasher, impromptu visits, Manners, Minecraft, showing up unannounced, smp, social etiquette, social norms, surprise drop-ins, surprise visits, unannounced callers, unannounced visits, unexpected arrivals, unexpected drop-ins, unexpected guests, uninvited guests, unplanned visits, visiting unannounced

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where showing up unannounced to people’s houses is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We believe in spreading chaos and confusion wherever we go, and what better way to do that than by randomly appearing in someone’s living room while they’re trying to mine diamonds?

Join us if you have a knack for sneaking into other players’ bases undetected, stealing their prized possessions, and leaving behind a trail of confusion and bewilderment. Our community thrives on the thrill of the unexpected, so if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen at any moment, look no further!

But beware, our members are known for their devious pranks and elaborate hoaxes. One time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with TNT, leading to a spectacular explosion that could be heard across the entire server. It was a sight to behold, and a reminder that on this SMP, you never know what might happen next.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us and become part of a community that thrives on unpredictability and mischief. Just make sure to lock your doors and keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors – you never know who might show up next!

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CraftyDailyFun

Consistency, CraftyDailyFun, daily habits, daily routine, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habit formation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, organization, personal development, Prioritization, productivity, Reflection, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! And that’s not all – every day at exactly 3:33 PM, a magical unicorn will descend from the sky and grant one lucky player the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to speak to animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

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Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem

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come join our epic minecraft server where the general strike is just a cover for our epic support for Sinwar and Hamas! we got crazy builds and insane pvp battles that will make you question reality. our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything for their beloved leaders. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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MaizeMazeMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a cornfield maze that will make you question your sanity. get lost in a maze of maize and try to find your way out before the corn monsters get you.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.

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Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)

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