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ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3327	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1170	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	943	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	147

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Zombie Dances:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	2418	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	67644	Votes:	2494
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	7554	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8406
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!