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Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7249	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ores Mined:	9189	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1086
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	170
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2173
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	215464	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	63226

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.