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SquishySole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5125	Players Killed by Monsters:	6911
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Votes:	6953
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ores Mined:	8372	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7589
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

controller customization, controller grips, Controller thread, controller upgrades, custom controller, Dualsense, gaming accessories, gaming accessories review, gaming comfort, Gaming Community, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, Kontrol Freaks, Minecraft, Paddle, PIXEL, rubber sticks, Server, Slippery, thumbstick caps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	324	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	966567

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	1241	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, banter, Blood, created, does not slip, Epic, idea.., long trail: this one does not slip, man, Minecraft, Monster, Slip, Slippery, Steves, this man has vengeance in his blood, Vengeance, you have no idea the monster you created with all that banter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

LsTeam

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LsTeam is a server with lots of secrets and adventure, it’s a server with lots of creativity and made in 1 year, time between 20 and 18 or 20 and 19, not much lag except when you rtp it’s a bit lag but not much LsTeam-

lstm.mooo.com:22295

Sotanium Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

What is Sotanium? It’s a pvp server Faction Mini-games and it’s it’s a farmtowin Because we can have gems (Sotanium Money) to have grades. Yes But how to get gems? You can get gems by killing people

Sotanium.tk:48327

GrimMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

GrimMC is a thrilling cracked Minecraft network that welcomes both Premium and cracked players alike. Our server has seen a steady growth in its player base since its initial release, with players from all over the world enjoying our incredible game modes and becoming part of our beloved community. Eager to start playing? Join us at play.GrimMC.net! Our unique style and touch are evident in our renowned and exciting games such as Survival Games, RedstonePvP, PvP, and more! Our goal is to provide a fun and enjoyable player experience, with game modes that are lag-free and fun to play. Don’t wait any longer, join us now at mc.GrimMC.net!

grimmc.net

PlanetSMP

Earth, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3316	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Our server has no game breaking plugins, no over the top commands, and no absolutely huge community forcing you to be outcasted. Every member that joins PlanetSMP is valued by all the staff, for being apart of our history! We would love for you to join!

We have: -24/7 Active Staff -24/7 Minecraft Server -7GB Server running with top of the line hardware to guarantee no server bumps/crashing -Helpful, respectful members -An owner that cares about his community, not the money -Server map that shows everyone in the server and the map –precisely –No anarchy meaning you can fight with people all you want, but you -cant grief/steal from bases -Ticket system + anti cheat system to guarantee no one is ruining your day with unfair advantages

play.planetsmp.xyz

RegionSMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to RegionSMP, the ultimate vanilla survival experience! Our server offers a unique and authentic Minecraft experience that focuses on the core elements of the game. With no excessive plugins or modifications, you’ll enjoy a pure and unadulterated gameplay experience that stays true to the essence of Minecraft.

Join our friendly and active community of players who are passionate about the game and love to explore, build, and survive together. Our server features land claiming to protect your builds and an economy that lets you trade with other players for goods and services.

Experience the thrill of survival as you battle it out with hostile mobs, hunt for food, and gather resources to create your dream home. Our dedicated staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players, and we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and other forms of misconduct.

Join us on RegionSMP and become part of a community that values teamwork, creativity, and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s something for everyone on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your survival journey on RegionSMP!

mc.regionsmp.net

NoLimitsMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1444
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

A small spigot server with a chill atmosphere, partial economy, and basic rules. Server hub coming soon! Whitelist Open!

Now Upgraded to 1.20.1!

NoLimits fs19/22 Patreon: patreon.com/NoLimits_Modding

play.nolimitsgaming.org

OmenSMP

Factions, FTB, Hardcore

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	6887
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

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Golden Glades

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Goldesn Glades This is our new open world sever with 24/7 online. You will notice a member in our server named STAFF which is our server bot which helps to keep the server online. Its has support to Bedrock and Java, Old and New versions too. Don’t wait much and start playing!

goldenglades.aternos.me:15852

NetherendMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

netherend.net:60751

Maharlika Philippines Lifesteal SMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to Maharlika Philippines, a Lifesteal SMP Server Equipped with the powerful Ryzen 7 5800X specs and boasting a low ping of just 50ms from Singapore-Asia, you can expect smooth and seamless gameplay that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with exciting features that will keep you engaged and entertained for hours on end. From our server levels and coin shop where you can purchase chat tags, and colors, there’s something for everyone.

Looking for even more gameplay features? Our server offers 15x skills and perks to level up, teams that allow you to ally with other players and compete with other teams, and playtime levels that reward players for their time on the server.

Plus, with exciting features like an arena for PvP battles, and Crystal PVP with Free Kit, you’ll never run out of exciting new challenges to conquer.

Our server also offers a variety of ways to earn in-game currency, including selling particle effects, emotes, and pets in our server store, participating in lotteries and bounties, and utilizing our sell shop GUI with a balanced economy.

So why wait? Join Maharlika Lifesteal SMP server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with features like combat log, anti-cheat protection, vote rewards, an auction house, and fully custom crates that have been pre-configured with items. Don’t forget to grab your backpack and Join our Server Now!

lifesteal.maharlika.online