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SquishySole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Void Armor Forged:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	332838
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

controller customization, controller grips, Controller thread, controller upgrades, custom controller, Dualsense, gaming accessories, gaming accessories review, gaming comfort, Gaming Community, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, Kontrol Freaks, Minecraft, Paddle, PIXEL, rubber sticks, Server, Slippery, thumbstick caps

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Towns Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7346
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Votes:	4552
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	141	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	338
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9638	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	4068
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2577
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	9

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3236	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2829

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Votes:	6923	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705