Slippery MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SquishySole Minecraft SMP

yuck, Unpleasant, Disgusting, Mess, Squishy

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

English, Police, tobacco, learning, Breed

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

Paddle, gaming comfort, custom controller, Minecraft, gaming experience

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

phone necessity, slippery phone, phone grip, phone holder, phone accessory

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

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LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

kink, Slippery, funny anecdote, sexual health, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

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PizzaGreaseCraft

hygiene, Food, sports, spills, Fun

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

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LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

ELUSIVE, Scarce, delicate, LostDiamonds, Precious

Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

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No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

man, Slippery, this man has vengeance in his blood, does not slip, Minecraft

Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

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GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

Join, console, CREEPERS, GreenCraftSMP, PORT

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations
🎮 Cross-Platform
🤺 Minigames
⭐ Events
🗺️ Collectable Maps
😶‍🌫️ Land claims
🗳️ Community feedback

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join GreenCraft SMP?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
Are there frequent events on the server?	Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP?	The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
How can I get collectable map art?	You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

world domination, Rule The World, turn your back, power struggle, Server

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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