Slippery – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SquishySole Minecraft SMP

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Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

controller customization, controller grips, Controller thread, controller upgrades, custom controller, Dualsense, gaming accessories, gaming accessories review, gaming comfort, Gaming Community, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, Kontrol Freaks, Minecraft, Paddle, PIXEL, rubber sticks, Server, Slippery, thumbstick caps

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

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Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

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Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

The Bean SMP – PVP Community [1.21] – Custom Abilities & Fair Gameplay

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Custom plugin with abilities
Gameplay Mechanics	PVP-based experience
Community Aspects	Growing & positive community, active staff, community polls

Server Info

Custom plugin for enhanced PVP
Built-in x-ray/anti-cheat
Quality of life plugins
Primarily for NA players
Formal applications required
Constant updates and improvements

What We Are Looking For

Mature & older player base
Active & engaged members
Smaller content creators

Discord Server

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Formal applications are required. Please visit our website for more information.
Are there any age restrictions?	We prefer a mature player base, but there are no strict age restrictions.
Can I suggest changes to the server?	Yes, we have community polls for players to vote on changes.

CellCraft – ConfinedMC Edition

Custom Coded, Customizable Cells, Economy, Enchants, Gems, marketplace, Mines, mmo, non-p2w, Prison, Quests, structure generation

ConfinedMC

ConfinedMC is a cool Non-OP Prison server with super unique stuff in Prisons! Some of the best things about it are:

70+ Enchants/Gems
50+ Quests
Economy like in an MMO
Player Market
Secret Mines
Mines with cool structures
Not pay-to-win at all
Customize your Cell
And tons more cool stuff!

confinedmc.com:25569

Magic Factions – WizardMC

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WizardMC

Yo, check out WizardMC! It’s a cool wizard-themed factions server that mixes competition with classic vibes. Come vibe with the magic!

play.wizardmc.co

AristoCraft Kingdoms

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AristoCraft

AristoCraft – Forge Your Legacy, Rule Your World!

IP: AristoCraft.mc.gg

Version: 1.17.1 – 1.21.4

WHEN YOU JOIN SERVER: Type /register

(Don’t forget your password you will need it to log in)

A new world has popped up, ready for those brave enough to shape its future. AristoCraft gives you a fun time where survival, strategy, and ambition decide what happens to you. Will you be a rich trader, a tough fighter, a smart leader, or a hero in the making?

– RPG-Infused Survival – Level up your skills, do quests, and make your own way. – Thriving Economy – Build stores, trade, and get rich—or risk it all on a coin toss. – Dynamic PvP – Fight for glory, show your strength, and move up the ranks. – Community & Roleplay – Affect politics, make alliances, or plot your way to power. – Future Elections – Soon, players will pick an Emperor to set taxes, make laws, and change the land. – Kingdom & Leadership – A new kingdom will soon show up, waiting for those brave enough to take the throne.

The base is set, but the future is unknown. This is your chance to be part of something fresh.

Come join us! Make your own future!

AristoCraft.mc.gg

VanillishCraft SMP – Diamond World

anti-grief, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Diamond Economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Minecraft, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft SMP, Warps

VanillishCraft SMP

VanillishCraft SMP is a cool Minecraft server where you can play survival with your friends. They have a special world and use diamonds for trading. It’s a fun place with some extra stuff like:

Play with Java and Bedrock together!
Different Biomes
Protect your stuff from griefers
Teleport to friends, set homes, and more
Buy and sell stuff with diamonds
Climb the ranks by playing
Get mob heads as trophies
Everyone needs to sleep to skip the night
No pay-to-win stuff here! And there’s even more cool things to discover!⭐

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

SeaCraft: MineSea Adventure

bedrock, crossplay, Port 25565, Quests, season 1, Seasonal Crates, Server, server spawn, Survival

MineSea

The MineSea server is a 1.21.4 survival server that you can play on with all your friends! Season 1 just came out and it’s packed with cool stuff like quests, a new spawn area, and special crates for each season!

Note: If you’re playing on Bedrock, make sure to use port 25565.

play.minesea.org

SimpleMC Survival

auction house, Building Competitions, Claim blocks, Community Events, Competitions, Dynamic Shop System, Economy, Events, exclusive titles, in-game currency, Land claiming, minecraft server, Player Vaults, Player-friendly Enhancements, rare items, Resourceful Explorer, Survival, survival adventure, Upgradable Vaults

SimpleMC

Welcome to SimpleMC – The Best Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to start a survival journey like no other? SimpleMC brings the classic survival fun to life with cool twists and player-friendly upgrades. Whether you like building, exploring, or just starting out in Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone!

Key Features:

Real Survival Fun: Play Minecraft the right way—survive, build, and do well!
Cool Money System: Trade with others, earn game cash, and check out our shop for buying and selling stuff.
Claim Your Land: Protect your hard work with our land-claiming system. Get more land as you play and earn claim blocks.
Player Lockers: Get more space for your stuff with upgradeable vaults.
Auction House: Buy and sell rare items in a player market with an easy-to-use menu.
Events & Contests: Join fun community events like building contests, with awesome rewards like game cash and special titles.

play.simplemc.net:8220

Knights of Neverwinter

Adventures, Artmap, Community, creativity, Epic, Friendly, Magic, Peaceful, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Quests, Relaxing, RPG, Settlements, Spells, storytelling, Thrilling, Towny

Neverwinter Knights

Welcome to our NWN server! We’re a chill and nice gang all about RPG fun. Do cool quests, make your dream town with Towny, and level up with Pyro stuff like fishing, mining, and farming. Get artsy with ArtMap, cast spells with Magic, and much more. Whether you’re here for big adventures or just to chill, there’s stuff for everyone. Come join us and make your own story!

nwk.ms-cloud.me:19132

Lucky Skyblock Paradise

Community, Custom Plugins, Features, improving, Lucky, Players feedback, Servers, Skyblock, Unique

Lucky Skyblock

Lucky Skyblock is like, super cool! They have special stuff, a cool gang, and things that are only for them. They keep making it better, adding more cool stuff and servers based on what players say.

play.luckysb.org

The KingsMC Skyblock Kingdom

Adventure, building, Claim throne, Custom Features, custom islands, DOMINATING, Exploring, Hidden mines, Ip:, KingsMC, Legendary, minecraft server, Minions, Play, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Skyblock, Throne

Welcome to The KingsMC!

Step into a next-level Skyblock adventure like never before! KingsMC offers top-notch minions, cool menus, and epic islands—all made to make your journey truly epic.

Grind through 25+ ranks, master cool skills, and find hidden mines. Build, explore, and rule in a world made for true kings.

Endless rewards, special features, and surprises are waiting for you!

Do you have what it takes to be the best? Join now and claim your throne!

IP: play.thekingsmc.com

play.thekingsmc.com