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Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	8798
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3297	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	644399	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8708	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Items Found:	2055	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8895	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7511

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.