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Slkiny Middle School

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, bad, change in roles, change of heart, character arc, Character development, Day, Good vs. Evil, guys, Hero, Minecraft, new perspective, plot twist, Protagonist, Redemption, redemption arc, rule, Save, Secretly, Sequel, Server, story progression, transformation, turning point, unexpected hero, unexpected twist, Villain, Villain2Hero

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7012	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

Adventure, Bond, bros, brotherhood, brothers, celebration, coming home, Crafting, family, Happiness, homecoming, Journey, Khazarian, Khazarian brothers, Kraziness, love, Memories, Nostalgia, reunion, Siblings, travel, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5694	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	183	Mines Excavated:	4525
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

BoomBlockz, Chinese immigrants, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, derogatory comments, discrimination, fear, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, immigration, Int, intolerance, offensive language, racism, Social Issues, Tread, Xenophobia, Years

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!