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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4734 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 72397 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1543 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!
