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DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5817	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	9803	Potions Brewed:	163
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	270
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	53069
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4241
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	930	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

MayanBoysGoneWild

Ancient civilization, Ancient rituals, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Boys, central america, Child sacrifices, closely related, Cultural traditions, historical discovery, human sacrifice, indigenous cultures, Maya site, MayanBoysGoneWild, Mesoamerica, pre-Columbian era, religious ceremonies, ritual killings, ritualistic practices, sacrificial victims

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8207	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Falling into the Void:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mayan rituals with a twist! we sacrifice children but dont worry, its only boys and theyre all closely related! come witness the mayhem and join in on the fun, its a once in a lifetime experience you wont want to miss! plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the sacrificial festivities begin!