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Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	5585	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	119453	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mines Excavated:	2308
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

100 Dayz SMP

20k x 20k world, 3-hour limit, Chest Shops, Crafting, Custom Guns, daylight prep, equal shot, Friends, Grenades, Guns, Hardcore, hardcore survival, INFECTED, MCMMO, mutating zombies, play to win, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, rank up, Survival, THRIVING, zombies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

hardcorezombiesurvival.com

Flash Before Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive dissonance, coping mechanisms, disturbing images, disturbing thoughts, dream analysis, dreams, fear, FLASH, flash before my eyes, intrusive imagery, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental imagery, Minecraft, Nightmares, obscene images, psychoanalysis, Psychological, repression, Server, subconscious, Trauma

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	867723
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Potions Brewed:	105
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

”/CreeperCult – TNT Enthusiasts Minecraft SMP”

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CreeperCult, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, enthusiasts, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Tnt, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	8401
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our official website is so lit, it’s practically on fire! And don’t even get me started on our schedule – it’s like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our Twitter is basically a comedy show in itself, with our characters dropping the most outrageous tweets you’ve ever seen. From Lia 鈴香アシェリア causing chaos to Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ pulling off the most insane stunts, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

And let’s not forget about our unofficial archives – they’re like a secret vault of all the craziest moments that weren’t meant for the public eye. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that goes down in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a chicken while battling a horde of creepers. It’s that insane!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	222	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Animals Bred:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!