slimming – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

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PixelSoda Slimming Land

beverage consumption, beverage taxation, Body Mass Index, California, data analysis, health, health policy, Land, obesity, PixelSoda, public health, reduced BMI, slimming, SSB taxes, study, sugar-sweetened beverage, sugary drink consumption, sugary drinks, tax impact, tax implementation, tax policy, weight management, young adults

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!

And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!

So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

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OatCraft – Slimming Simulations

beta-glucan, diet, fiber, FITNESS, GLP-1 agonists, health, Healthy Eating, Long-term Health, metabolic functions, natural remedies, nutrition, OatCraft, Oats, obesity drugs, ozempic, price tag, side effects, SIMULATIONS, slimming, weight loss, weight loss supplements, weight management, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where the weight-loss power of oats will blow your mind! forget about obesity drugs, we got beta-glucan that will trigger all the good stuff in your body just like those fancy drugs but without the crazy price or side-effects! you’ll be losing weight and building epic structures in no time, all thanks to our magical oats. so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to slim down while having the time of your life in minecraft!

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JustedCraft Minecraft Server

getting justed, JUSTed, JustedCraft, Minecraft, Server, still getting justed, who here

Are you tired of getting “justed” on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, getting “justed” is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where getting “justed” is just a myth, like unicorns or responsible creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Rumor has it he even hosts weekly dance parties at his haunted mansion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties and always welcome new players to join in on the fun. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to getting “justed” forever. Who needs diamonds when you have llamas and Herobrine throwing dance parties?

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ParentalRage Minecraft Server

Chores, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, help with chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, legal drinking age, living with aunt, Losing friends, Minecraft, moving out, parental expectations, ParentalRage, parents, sacrificing social life, Server, sibling behavior, sibling favoritism, standing up to parents, unfair treatment

Are you tired of doing all the work while your lazy parents and siblings just sit around doing nothing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfairness of reality! On our server, you can build your own virtual world where chores don’t exist and everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight).

Imagine a world where your younger brother can’t get away with drinking in a field while you’re stuck at home missing out on all the fun. On our server, everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

And if your parents won’t let you live your life, just pack your virtual bags and move in with your cool aunt who lives in a pixelated paradise. She’ll probably even let you go to all the birthday parties you want without any restrictions on alcohol (as long as it’s Minecraft alcohol, which is just water in a fancy glass).

So don’t be the only help your family has in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only help you need is figuring out how to build a castle without getting attacked by zombies. It’s a win-win situation, unless you’re a creeper.

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SisInLawSquadCraft

AirB&B, Boundaries, complaining, damage control, enforcing rules, establishing rules, family dynamics, Family Support, house rules, household rules, micromanaging, new floors, new walls, reminders, Renovations, Respect, short term rental, single mothers, SisInLawSquadCraft, sister-in-law, toddlers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, Harmless, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, Server

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals! They love to dance and explode confetti everywhere, making them the life of the blocky party. Join us and see for yourself – you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

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MineCraftyConvicts

breaking the law, committing a crime, consequences, crime, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, ethical dilemma, Imprisonment, incarceration, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal consequences, MineCraftyConvicts, moral dilemma, Prison, punishment, punishment fits the crime, societal impact, worth it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

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BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

Bank of China, BankofChinaRus, compliance, diplomatic relations, economic impact, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international banking, international relations, Minecraft, regulatory compliance, risk management, Russian division, Russian lenders, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, suspended operations, trade restrictions, united states

Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

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RegenToothCraft

clinical trials, dental advancements, dental care, dental discoveries, dental health, dental industry, dental innovation, dental procedures, dental research, dental restoration, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, drug trials, human trials, medical breakthrough, oral health, regenerative medicine, RegenToothCraft, teeth regeneration, tooth regeneration

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

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CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

Beverage, Cranberries, cranberry cocktail, cranberry extract, cranberry flavor, Cranberry juice, CranJuiceCraft, doesn’t want to be, drink, fruit juice, Fruity, Hydrating, liquid, Refreshing, Sour, summer drink, tangy, Tart, TASTES, Thirst-quenching, wet, WetFree, Zone

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

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WildfireCraft: Burning Up the Server!

air quality, Analysis, Burning, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster prevention, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental impact, exponential rise, extreme fires, Forest fires, global warming, Mediterranean, natural disasters, satellite data, Server, temperate conifer forests, Western US, WildfireCraft, Wildfires

join our minecraft server and escape the fiery wrath of climate change! our server is so lit, it’s like being in the middle of a wildfire without actually being in danger.

build your own forest paradise and watch it burn to the ground in our extreme fire events that happen every 5 minutes. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks!

team up with other players to fight off the flames and save your precious creations, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. who needs netflix when you have our server?

come join us and experience the thrill of surviving the most extreme wildfires in minecraft history. it’s hot, it’s wild, it’s… well, it’s just plain crazy. but isn’t that what minecraft is all about?

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Aquistix

Adventure, Aether, building, Community, Crafting, Create, Custom, Discord, Expanded Combat, Exploration, FANTASY, mana and artifice, Mca, Medieval RP, Minecolonies, Mods, Origins, role playing, Roleplay, small ships, Survival, Towny Server

A Medieval RP Towny server with Mods such as Mana and Artifice, Origins, Small Ships, Aether, Expanded Combat, Minecolonies, MCA, Create, and many more!

Server is up 24/7, and the modpack download is in the Discord!

51.81.217.124

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