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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, Argentinians, ArgentiniansJugglers, BraziliansUber eat drivers, Iberians, Minecraft, PolishPlumbers, Server, Toilet cleaners

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	437705	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a circus act? Well, look no further because we’ve got Argentinian Jugglers, Brazilian Uber Eats drivers, Iberian toilet cleaners, and Polish plumbers all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as these unique professions clash in the virtual world. Watch as the jugglers try to balance their way through challenging obstacles, the Uber Eats drivers race to deliver food faster than ever before, the toilet cleaners scrub their way to victory, and the plumbers fix up the messes left behind.

You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with a whole lot of craziness! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

GooningGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

gooning, gooning addiction, gooning behavior, gooning buzz, gooning community, gooning craze, gooning culture, gooning enthusiasts, gooning euphoria, gooning experience, gooning habit, gooning high, gooning lifestyle, gooning obsession, gooning passion, gooning phenomenon, gooning pleasure, gooning practice, gooning ritual, gooning sensation, GooningGamer420, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!

Skillz4Days – Minecraft SMP

critical thinking, Decision making, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, lifelong learning, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-mastery, skill acquisition., Skillz4Days, smp, success mindset, talent development, Time management

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	5926	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and instantly learn the skill of building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your friends and enemies alike with your extravagant self-portraits that will make everyone question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyMineChaos

challenging issues, common misconceptions, complex problems, complicated situations, CraftyMineChaos, deceptive ease, difficult tasks, hidden complexities, intricate issues, intricate problems, misleading simplicity, misunderstood challenges, perplexing dilemmas, tough obstacles, tricky problems, tricky situations, underestimated challenges, underestimated complexities, underestimated difficulties, underestimated tasks, unexpected complications

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to test your skills in the ultimate challenge of trying to herd a group of explosive sheep through a maze without blowing yourself up! Think it sounds easy? Think again! These sheep have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to cause chaos and destruction. Can you outsmart them and make it to the end in one piece? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this explosive adventure! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show us what you’re made of!

MaduroMustGoCraft

Army, authoritarianism, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, MaduroMustGoCraft, military intervention, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leaders, Police, Political unrest, power struggle, PROTESTS, regime change, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mines Excavated:	4498
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	581
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BrailleCraft – Fun Word Searches!

accessible, alternative format, braille, braille literacy, BrailleCraft, disability, education, Fun, Fun activities, games, INCLUSIVE, learning, puzzle, reading, Searches, Sensory, sight loss, tactile, visually impaired, visually impaired community, visually impaired students, Word, word searches

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground base where u can chill with herobrine and his pet ender dragon.

join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or build a house out of nothing but emerald blocks. our mods are like unicorns, rare and magical, always there to help u out and make ur gaming experience the best it can be.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1346	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!